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Any clue when our houseguest
is finally gonna leave?
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It'd be nice to have
the living room back.
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I keep tripping on all his top hats.
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He's always messing with my TiVo!
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It's an antique, the
buttons are fragile!
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Big surprise that Dad's
avoiding all this.
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Guys, he's a family friend.
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He can stay as long as he needs.
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Hey, so I just sold some drugs
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to the weird little dude in there.
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He said you had cash?
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Oh, you kids in school?
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- You having trouble focusing?
- Okay, that's it!
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Morty, find your grandfather
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while I go talk to our houseguest.
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Jerry, pay the dealer.
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Yeah, I prefer the term "pharmacist."
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So do they!
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Any chance you have...
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Sorry, I left my wallet in space.
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Are you leaving to get it?
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Mr. Poopybutthole,
this has gone far enough.
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We have been really cool to you
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in your time of need.
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I agree, Beth.
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I'm a pieeeece of garbage.
Can you boost me up
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so I can hook my belt
to the ceiling faaaaan?
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We don't have a ceiling fan.
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Oo weee, is that why it's so hooot?
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They're not expensivvve.
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Bet you didn't expect to
see me in a cold open, huh?
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Looks like I've taken
another turn for the worse.
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It all started when Beth shot me.
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- I said I was sorry!
- I know...
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It tore you up inside...
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- Like a bullet.
- It was an accident!
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Anyway, then I got fired from my joooob,
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my wife left me, I broke both my leeegs,
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failed the bar exam.
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Ooo wee, things went
downhill from there.
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So I've been crashing with
the Smiths for a while.
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Ooo wee, I'm Mr. Pooooopybutthole
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and this is "Rick and
Morty" Seeeeason 7.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Hey, buddy. B-brought you a coffee.
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I can synthesize coffee.
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You don't need to make excuses
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- to come see me...
- Yeah, I knew you'd say that,
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so I didn't even bring a cup.
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- Any progress?
- Yes, Morty,
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I found the version of
me that killed my wife.
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- You just missed it.
- Okay, I get it.
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I had a big sword fight with
him on top of Hoover Dam.
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He fell and landed on a sharp spike,
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and then whispered,
"Thank you," like a werewolf.
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I was asking to be polite.
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The family wants you upstairs
to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole.
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It's finally time, huh?
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Well, lucky for you guys, I know
how to make someone leave.
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- Family, I present to you, Robo-Ghost.
- Rick!
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- Your plan is to scare him away?
- Avoidance much?
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I'm listening.
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Assembling body.
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- _
- Activating sentience.
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Uploading business.
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_
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Unfinished business detected.
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Terminating body.
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Okay. I need to make gravity
part of its finished business
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and leave floors unfinished.
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- Starting over.
- Dad, you can't keep putting this off.
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- You're doing an intervention with us.
- Nope.
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Then we're sticking Poopybutthole
downstairs with you.
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What is this? I-Is this an intervention
of me not intervening?
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Y-You know this can't
make the concept work,
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not comedically or clinically.
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Its success rate is 10% in both areas.
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Then you have to help him on your own.
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And not with a ghost.
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Oo, that... that's interesting.
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You kind of gave him a little
power by mentioning him.
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There's a lot of science
to unpack about ghosts...
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After I talk to my friend.
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He's in the living room, Rick.
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I'm not doing this by myself!
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Oh, so you're going to
have an intervention?
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No. I'm going to get some friends
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to help me talk to a friend,
and you'd know the difference
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if you weren't stupid and had friends.
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You're mean! Dad!
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- Pick your battles, honey.
- Ha ha!
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Yeah, fuck you, Summer.
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- God damn it.
- Your portal closed.
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Oh, did it?
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Have an intervention,
or we'll intervention you,
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you bunch of stupids.
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Gearhead! Buddy! Listen.
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We gotta help Mr. Poopybutthole.
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He's in a bad place.
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Well, that sounds like an intervention,
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which Gearhead no Likehead.
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It's not an intervention.
And you owe me.
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Okay, fine, but now I need a drink.
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Make it to go and make it two.
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Rick, you son of a squanch!
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Squanch! Told you he wasn't dead.
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- We squanching?
- A little.
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We need to have a hang
with Poopybutthole
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- and talk to him about...
- His drinking.
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Us? Not without a squanch.
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- I'd love one if you're pouring.
- Make it three.
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You left a Gromflomite
femur in the compost.
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Your human side is
passionate but careless.
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I also found your Federation hit list...
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Ugh! Don't go through my stuff!
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This place is worse than prison.
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- Rick.
- BP!
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It's been a minute.
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- Is... someone here?
- Birddaughter.
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- You found her.
- Yes.
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She was imprisoned in a
femme fatale training camp.
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That's great! L-Let's go celebrate
with our closest friends
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by encouraging Poopybutthole
to dial back his drinking!
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Suspect. But I find
fatherhood exhausting
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and would like to show my daughter
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what real selfishness looks like.
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Perfect! Now, do we know anyone sober?
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- Have you been drinking?
- On a Thursday?
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He seems ideal.
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- Waah!
- So, where to?
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- A coffee shop?
- No. He'll know something's up.
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Yeah! And I'm not
squanching just coffee!
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Let's squanch him to a bar!
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It would undercut our messaging.
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- So it is an intervention.
- No!
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We're not asking anybody
to stop drinking
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because we're not hypocrites or squares,
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we're just concerned friends.
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Then we can at least do it
at a place with a bar.
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Look, I think if it has food,
it's allowed to have a bar.
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Appreciate you guys taking me out.
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It's been a rough week.
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Amy's taking pilaaaates
from a guy named Guy.
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You've been surveilling your ex-wife?
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Oooweeee, not with
the restraining order!
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I hired a Predator to follow her around.
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You can hire Predators?
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Yeah, they're cheap because
they live for the hunt...
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you just have to pay 'em
to not kill your target,
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and if they stay cloaked,
there's no licensing fee.
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Welcome to Fuck You's!
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My name is Mart, and... Fuck you!
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See, at Fuck You's,
we lightly tease our customers.
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Oh, this is fun!
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What do you know, Gilligan?
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Nice!
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Look at this depressed pencil eraser.
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Did some middle schooler
stick you up a cat's asshole?
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I bet you had everything
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and you watched it slip through
your powerless little fingers
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like the sands of time.
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Be right back to take your order, folks,
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or should I say, fucks!
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Perhaps this wasn't the
best place to do this, Rick.
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What are you talkin' about?
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This is a great place to
celebrate my birthdaaay!
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Birthday... Birthday...
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Birthday... Birthday...
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- Birthday... Birthday...
- Your birthday?
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Ooo weee. I can't believe
y'all remembered!
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I was at the end of my rope,
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thinking I'd worn out
aaall my welcomeees.
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Thanks for doing all this, Riiick!
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O-of course, Mr. PB.
What are friends for?
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Heard we got a birthday boy?!
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Yeeeah, but please don't sing or...
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Yah! Fuck you, shithead!
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Haha, yeah. That sure is a smart hat...
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Because even my son Poopy Jr. hates me!
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Ooooweehehehe!
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I can relate.
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Birddaughter is a total bitch.
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If you're a parent, you can say that.
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Weeeell. Should we do shooots?
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Rick?
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Let's get riggity-riggity-wrecked!
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♪ I-I-I take a shot ♪
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♪ Do a pop, blow a
line, huff turpentine ♪
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♪ Get wrecked, text your ex,
fight a cop, feeling fine ♪
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♪ Punch your dick, turn some tricks ♪
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♪ Quit your job, buy a dog ♪
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♪ Have two beers, then ten more ♪
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♪ Pop a pill and meet the floor ♪
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That one's not my bellybutton.
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Well, what is it?
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Oo weee!
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Whoa!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hold on, everyone!
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- Whoa!
- Ah!
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, woah!
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I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
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Is there a restroom?!
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At the front.
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Oh, it was a bad idea! Oooo weee!
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- Yeah, ha ha!
- Oh, man!
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Oooo weee!
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- Whoo!
- Aah!
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Oh, shit, it's happening!
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Honey rave!
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Bee time, baby!
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Whoa, what world is this?
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- We're on Earth.
- How do you know?
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Because I think that is Hugh Jackman.
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Oh, shit, it is.
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Hey, Jackman!
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Makes sense he recognizes me.
We both hosted the Oscars.
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It's a pretty exclusive club.
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Listen, guys, don't make this tacky.
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Nobody call him "Wolverine."
Just treat him like a regular...
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Gene! Small world, mate!
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Hugh! Hugh married my cousin.
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Which I guess makes
him a Wolver-ine-law.
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Ha ha! That is fantastic!
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Hey, didn't you host the Oscars?
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- Yeah, I, uh...
- All right, all right, listen.
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Now, I'm not assuming
you guys want to party
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with me tonight, but if you do...
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- Ooo wee!
- I wanna party with Hugh Jackman.
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- Squanch yeah!
- If you do,
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you do it together, as a team.
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Now, I need to go take what
I call a "Huge Ackman."
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Ackman is Australian slang for shit.
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Don't look it up. Do make a decision.
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Because from here,
I'm heading to the Jack Shack.
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- What's the Jack Shack?
- It's just his house.
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But, guys, I don't think
we should go there.
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I challenge you to explain why not
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without making us want to go more.
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Well, Hugh's pretty anti-limitation.
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When he parties, it gets extreme.
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Challenge failed.
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Woah! What's extreme by the Gene metric?
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Does he have "Les Mis" shot glasses?
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We're not exactly
squanchweights, brother.
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It's my birthday, and I wish
to party with Huuugh Jackman.
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♪ Then you shaaaaaalllllllll! ♪
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- That was a fast shit.
- But first everybody's taking these.
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What are they?
251
00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,939
Huh, maybe they're Tic Tacs.
Maybe they're cyanide.
252
00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:00,739
Maybe I don't like to party
253
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,769
with people that hesitate.
254
00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,720
Heh heh heh! There you go!
255
00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:04,980
That's the spirit!
256
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,481
Now we're all completely...
257
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,276
♪ Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh! ♪
258
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,059
This was not oversold!
259
00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:18,580
"A, B, D, E"... I lost my "C."
260
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,286
My alphabet has no "C"!
261
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,420
Did I do these already?
262
00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,831
D-Did I ask that already?
263
00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,500
Squanch, yeah! My turn!
264
00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,377
Did I win?
265
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,756
- Mm. Mm.
- Ahhh...
266
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,000
The best bloody day of my life.
267
00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,180
My wedding was pretty great, too.
268
00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:37,080
I was talking about the Tony award.
269
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,555
Yooohoho! Pull!
270
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,300
- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!
271
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:41,765
We're squanching now!
272
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,049
Why the long face, mate?
273
00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:44,620
Shape of my skull.
274
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,910
You know, Mr. Poopybutthole,
275
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,529
when I wrote "Caribbean Queen,"
you know what my agent said?
276
00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,630
- Billy Ocean wrote that...
- That's what he said.
277
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,329
Exactly that. "Billy Ocean wrote this.
278
00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,029
Don't write it again.
You're not Billy Ocean."
279
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,988
You know what I did? I fired my agent.
280
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,569
Don't accept other people's limitations.
281
00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:02,700
What does your heart want, lil' ripper?
282
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,139
Right now, don't think.
283
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:07,369
Right now, my heart wants Amy back.
284
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,586
Everybody! Our friend wants Amy back.
285
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,544
- Squanch idea!
- I will agree to anything in this state.
286
00:11:12,545 --> 00:11:14,720
I do not think that's a good idea.
287
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,600
Ladies and gentlemen!
This man is a fake friend!
288
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,782
- Come on, Hugh.
- "Come on, Hugh.
289
00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:20,940
Come on, everybody.
290
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,500
Don't call Hugh Jackman Wolverine.
291
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,989
Don't call yourself Billy Ocean.
292
00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:25,329
Don't get Amy Back."
293
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,299
You're a vampire, brother.
294
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,062
You feed off other people's energy.
295
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,380
- That is kind of true.
- Are you kidding me?!
296
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,440
You've been living on my
daughter's sofa for months!
297
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,060
- Do you want me to leave?
- The entire family does!
298
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,572
- Why not say something?
- Because you're my friend!
299
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:42,009
A real friend would have
known it's not my birthday.
300
00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,240
Oooooooooh, shit!
301
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,330
Fake friend!
302
00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:47,040
You're not helping, Hugh Jackman!
303
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:50,189
Yoooooou do not tell meeeeee what to do!
304
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:51,309
- Or anyone here.
- Affirmative.
305
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,320
- Woo!
- Yeah, baby!
306
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:54,340
Why would you pretend
it was your birthday?!
307
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,589
You think I don't know a
half-assed intervention
308
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,900
when I see one coming?!
309
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,552
Oooooooooooooh, shit!
310
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,429
Mm! I love where you are, man.
311
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,729
You're just Wolverining right
now. You... You feel that?
312
00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:04,869
I think so.
313
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,642
Does Wolverining hurt a little?
314
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,869
Every time!
315
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,561
All right, grab a drink
to go, gentlemen.
316
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,569
Because we're either getting Amy back...
317
00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:13,190
or... we're going home.
318
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,500
- You're nuts!
- Then nut me up, bitch!
319
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,309
Nut me up!
320
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,530
Nut me up! Nut me up!
321
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,840
- It's not an expression!
- Woo!
322
00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:23,618
- Ha ha!
- Amy's coming back dead or alive!
323
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:24,630
- Woah!
- Haha!
324
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,900
- Yes!
- Yeah!
325
00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,049
Fake friend, my ass.
326
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,689
I know how to be there for my friends.
327
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,579
Father?! Why?!
328
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,590
Ah, crap. Hang on.
329
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,329
Lemme go upstairs and grab
the business finisher.
330
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,760
From where I'm sitting,
331
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:40,340
you're the one with unfinished business.
332
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,095
Hey, mind your own business.
333
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,880
Business is my business!
334
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,516
And, brother, business is good.
335
00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,240
Oh, you come back to ruin our fuuun?
336
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,140
No. To help you finish this.
337
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,160
I made you guys come out
338
00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,340
because I didn't want
to talk to PB alone.
339
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,032
I'm here to go down with the ship.
340
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,920
- Respect, Rick.
- Hit it, Hugh!
341
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:04,959
_
342
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:09,204
♪ I lose my cool when
she steps in the room ♪
343
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,583
♪ Unh, unh ♪
344
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:16,754
♪ And I get so excited
just from her perfume ♪
345
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,673
Oo weee, there she is. My Amy!
346
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,880
♪ Electric eyes ♪
347
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,849
- ♪ That you can't ignore ♪
- Oh, she feels my love around her!
348
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,599
- Oowee!
- Wow. Your love is pretty strong.
349
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,509
- I guess that's not all she's feeling.
- ♪ And passion burns you ♪
350
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,039
- ♪ Like never before ♪
- Predator P.I.?
351
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,773
This is the opposite of
what I hired you for!
352
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,729
Now, now. Did you do this, Gul'Karna?
353
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,499
- ♪ I was in search of a good time ♪
- You do this?
354
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,080
- You do this?
- ♪ Just running my game ♪
355
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:48,745
- I'm gonna uncloak this later...
- Now. Now. Now.
356
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:51,920
Okay, honestly, PB, that
could have gone a lot worse...
357
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:52,957
PB?
358
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,410
- ♪ Caribbean Queen ♪
- Ooooweeee, gotta goooo!
359
00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:56,990
Run!
360
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,880
I'm too drunk to flee
a Predator right now!
361
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,677
Mud! The... The mud thing!
Everyone mud up and hide!
362
00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:06,960
What's that smell?
363
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,820
Ugh, Squanchy! That's not mud.
364
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,224
Well, I'm not from this planet!
365
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,879
Daddy, what's happening?
366
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,909
Quiet, Poopy Jr.! I'm taking you home!
367
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,080
Aah!
368
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,180
Look, I just didn't think I could...
369
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,040
- What? Be honest?
- Don't high-road me!
370
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,590
It's just as dishonest to play dumb
371
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,945
about wearing out your welcome!
372
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:24,155
- You could've just told me!
- You're an adult!
373
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,620
Read the room and figure it out!
374
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,804
I admit it... that... that
was self destructive.
375
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:51,080
Use me as a shield!
376
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,420
- I feel nothing!
- Ca-cawwww!
377
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,140
Squanch this!
378
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,560
I'm so...
379
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,500
I'm so squanched up, man.
380
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,074
I-I'm not really with these guys.
381
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,970
I was just walking in this park...
382
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:13,080
Aagh!
383
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,740
No!
384
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,580
Why is this my thing?!
385
00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,180
No! I won't let you take
my family from me!
386
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:26,240
Ow! Oh, ohhhhhhh!
387
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,930
Guess you didn't see
season 4, episode 3!
388
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,101
Let's go... Oh! Oh! Ohh! Fuck!
389
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,270
Oh!
390
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,380
Who's got the three dots
on their forehead now?
391
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:41,483
Could have done that
before he punched me.
392
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,904
Suck my squanch!
393
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,469
Ahhh!
394
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,390
Gimme that big ol' tooth!
395
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,209
Gullll'Karrrna...
396
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,089
No, no, no, stop!
397
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,000
What are you doing? I want that skull!
398
00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,619
No, Rick. No more.
399
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,519
This is my fault. All of it.
400
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,260
And if he's gonna protect
my wife and chiiild,
401
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,229
that's a great thing to know
while I get my shit together.
402
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,349
Wayne?
403
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,891
- Wayne?
- Aaaamy.
404
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,459
I-I messed up real baaad.
405
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,180
I came to say I don't know
what to do without you,
406
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,310
but I guess I can start
by not kidnapping.
407
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,153
That's definitely
where you should start.
408
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,283
I'm... sorry, Amy.
409
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,449
You should be. But I'm not.
410
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,121
We're a family now...
411
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,100
Me, Poopy Jr., and Gul'Karna,
412
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,319
Clan Leader of The Skin-Thieves.
413
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,130
Goodbye, Wayne.
414
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,171
Goodbye.
415
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,549
Ooo-weee, a musket?
416
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,677
I'm starting to think
it's like their currency.
417
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,880
I hunt because I must.
418
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:56,431
But man possesses a precious
gift... the power to change.
419
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,469
More like the power of music, bitch!
420
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,960
- What the fuck?!
- Jesus, Hugh,
421
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,400
we were just resolving it.
422
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:04,550
Well, I'm an actor, and I'm high.
423
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,575
"'Caribbean Queen,'
424
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:07,693
written by Hugh Jackman, age sixteen."
425
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,679
How's that for a twist?
426
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,779
Confusing.
427
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,781
Well, sometimes you have to believe.
428
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,840
Wow, that's reeeal inspiring.
429
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:15,949
Makes me think of how...
430
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:18,949
- Get the hell out of here!
- Okay, okay, sorry!
431
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,940
All right, guys, I'm buying
drive-through tacos,
432
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,370
but nobody tells my nutritionist
and we have to steal a car.
433
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:26,870
"Wayne," huh?
434
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,190
Oooweee.
435
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,870
But I prefer Mr. Pooooopybutthole.
436
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,269
More refined.
437
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:37,830
It appears Birddaughter has broken
into another Federation compound.
438
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,849
I must go.
439
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,127
Wayne, this counts as attending
your actual birthday.
440
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,856
Rick. It was... canonical to see you.
441
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,119
Yeah, let's call it.
442
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,719
I wanna pass out before
I remember what we did tonight.
443
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,700
I never want to forget it.
444
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,880
And I never want to repeat it.
445
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,260
Proud of you, little buddy.
446
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,742
You too, Squanch.
447
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,799
Awww, fuck! Look at us!
448
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,100
A bird guy, talking cat,
uh, what are you?
449
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,900
A robot man, and a mutant.
450
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,039
Wow. Was a bonzer night, mates!
451
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,540
That's one for the books.
452
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:10,210
Oooo, bonzer night indeed.
453
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,360
Kept in touch with the
guys over the years.
454
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,169
As much as ya can in this fast world.
455
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,770
Birdperson went home
to take on a challenge
456
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,849
way more difficult than a Predator...
457
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,900
raising Birddaughter.
458
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,149
Gearhead went back to The Gear System
459
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,189
and got a spinal replacement.
460
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,059
He's still paying it off.
461
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,300
Squanchy?
462
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,780
Checked himself into a nice rehab.
463
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,429
No one thought it would
stick, and it didn't.
464
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:38,033
He was later arrested for smuggling
toad venom across the border.
465
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,170
Hugh Jackman went to the Jack Shack
466
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:43,240
to glue back together the
Tony award that Gene shot.
467
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,920
And possibly to put a bullet
468
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,240
in all future Wolverine references.
469
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,499
Thanks to us.
470
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,709
And what came of Rick?
471
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:52,172
I think he learned something that night.
472
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,280
About friendship.
473
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,700
About honesty.
474
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:58,360
And maybe he learned
something about himseelllf.
475
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,420
Oh. Here. Forgot to
give you a fading pill.
476
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,989
Great for hangovers. Just to clarify,
477
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,740
I-I had to take an un-fading pill
478
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,259
to counteract the original
fading pill I just took.
479
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,149
Oh. Uh. Okay?
480
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,220
And if you're hung up on
why the taxi disappeared,
481
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,629
the... the pills aren't sentient,
482
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,149
but they do detect human coverings,
483
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,989
so it saw the taxi as some
sort of large overcoat...
484
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,480
doesn't matter.
485
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,509
You, uh, gonna be all right?
486
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,200
Got a place to stay?
487
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,240
I can 3D print you an
apartment on the moon.
488
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,579
I'll figure it out, Rick. Thanks.
489
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,000
Well, here I go pill'in again.
490
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,589
Yep. Don't any of you worry
about Mr. Pooooopybutthole.
491
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,269
I got a lot of work to do,
492
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,229
but I'll land on my poopy little feet.
493
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:42,320
I always do!
494
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,680
Owww! This burns like hell!
495
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,440
How did the other guys not react?
496
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,730
Is mine different?
497
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,120
It's like my skin is boiling!
498
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:53,149
Guys, I got the Best Buds Burrito Box!
499
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,880
They normally ask for
proof of friendship,
500
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,270
but the cashier trusted me
that you guys were out...
501
00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:59,740
... heeere.
502
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,580
Not cool, man.
503
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,159
Aah.
504
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:12,170
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
505
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,519
You don't have to do this, Sheriff!
506
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,160
It's your last day on the job!
507
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,289
That's exactly why I must.
508
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,289
I ain't retiring a coward.
509
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,390
Now get out of here, Officer.
510
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,680
And go take care of my granddaughter.
511
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:30,220
♪ When I was young and in my prime ♪
512
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,579
♪ My mind being free from care ♪
513
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,860
I ain't scared of you!
514
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,609
♪ Whilst leaving all in Donegal ♪
515
00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:42,040
♪ That I might plough ♪
516
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:44,820
♪ The raging main ♪
517
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:50,179
♪ Going to Amerikay... ♪
518
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,860
W-What happened?
519
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,249
I think it ran out of gas.
520
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,349
Oh.
521
00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:07,680
Sooo, he could have survived
522
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,909
if he just stood back five feet?
523
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:11,310
Well...
524
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,166
let's not tell his granddaughter that.