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Wow, another adventure
where I went up an ass.
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Oh, good, are we having
this fight again?
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L-let me guess, y-you're gonna
leave or, or throw a sulking fit?
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You think you know everything, Rick,
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but you're basically
just a giant 8-year-old.
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I'm not doing this anymore.
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Either you're in or you're out, Morty.
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I'm tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.
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You want out, then fucking quit!
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You know what? You're right.
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Sorry to be such a
high-maintenance Morty.
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Why don't I get you a drink?
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Oh, oh, hey, Morty!
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Hey, Rick. You drunk yet?
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You're my little buddy. You know that?
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I-it's you and me, Morty.
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Rick and Morty, 100 years. Forever.
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Yeah, pal. Rick and Morty, 100 years.
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Forever.
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G-g-get off me.
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W-w-what are you doing?
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Ahhhh!
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_
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An eye patch? You know
how we feel about pirates.
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Oh, my God! What is happening!
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_
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Do your worst you little
bastards! Kill me! Do it!
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Do it!
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It works! Now we can
visit infinite universes!
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- Hooray!
- But doesn't that mean
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infinite other families can do the same?
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Honey, infinite families don't
invent the world's first...
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It works!
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Oh, do you realize how free
and empowered I just made us?
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I did it! Best father ever!
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Ah!
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And how were the horrors
of the infinite today, sir?
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Ahh...
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Just another day in paradise.
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Motherfucker!
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Well, not the stealthiest technique,
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but if this guy doesn't
know I'm hunting him,
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he's not worth hunting.
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It's just good to see you
outside the subbasement.
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Even if you never kill the version
of yourself that killed your wife,
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giving it your best shot,
it looks good on you.
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Thanks, buddy.
It means a lot that your bar
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for mental health has
gotten lower than mine.
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A good wind stays under the wings, baby!
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Merging dimensions to
consolidate my decoys, huh?
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Kind of... first-thought...
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- _
- ... but the... craftsmanship,
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pretty impressive... for a lesser Rick.
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What the fuck are you doing? Oh, shit!
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Evil Morty! Sho-should I grab the net?!
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Yes!
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Hang tight, Morty's getting the net.
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Wait. Is this what I think it is?
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Of course it is.
Everything's what I think it is.
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You're basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve
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to flush out a version of yourself?
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Shouldn't you be turning
yourself into a pickle?
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What do you care what I do to the Curve?
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I-I thought your whole
gimmick was fucking off.
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Certainly what made me a fan.
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You're right, I don't live here,
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which is why it's insane
that you're still bugging me.
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The shockwaves have more
range than I thought.
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Jesus, you heard a compliment?
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A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought."
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- Look at this scan array.
- Don't touch!
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Why would I touch it when
I don't want it improved?
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- Improved?
- You're hitting infinite targets.
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At least filter for probability stasis.
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I was gonna. Duh.
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I can't find the net!
Sh-should we just shoot him?
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You really think a douche that smug
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doesn't keep a force field on?
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Yeah, listen to Pop-Pop, Morty.
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Eh. I'd be an idiot if I didn't check.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I'm not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.
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You-you changing something?
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He's filtering for probability stasis.
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Ugh, are you still here?
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- And are you just teeing him up now?
- What?
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See?
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- Is that the guy?
- Probably.
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You're acting like this one's different.
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He is different. But different
doesn't mean him.
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- Could be a trap.
- I'll explain.
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He's worried that it's
actually your target
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and he'd owe me credit for the kill.
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Are you serious right now?
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- You little narcissist.
- Dude, literal glass house.
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You think you're better than me?
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Jesus, I hope so!
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Can I offer my two cents?
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- No!
- Morty, no!
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Well, that's different.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- All right! Yes!
- Aw, jeez.
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Everybody look at the bright side.
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Evil Morty got to experience
being wrong before he died.
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It's true, that's what
I get for talking to you
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- instead of killing you.
- What is this place?
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I assume a box to contain Ricks
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that get too close to the big guy.
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Are you basing that on what you'd
do? Since you're all the same.
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I'm basing it on the ensemble
of thematic Ricks
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huddled opposite your POV.
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Fresh meat.
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- Pick a lane, buddy.
- Yeah,
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you can't do the "Fresh Meat" line
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while cowering in shadow.
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You get here same way we
did? Hunting Rick Prime?
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How did you arrive with two Mortys?
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Attachment is death, bro.
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That's what I've learned
chasing this guy.
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Instead of Ricksplaining
how we all ended up
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in a Roach Motel, let's pool some data.
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- Who got here first?
- Me.
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I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.
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Oh, wow, three.
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He killed my wife!
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We know.
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You son of a bitch! You killed my wife!
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Is it just this?
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Is this the torture?
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Looks like there's enough of
you to start the next ride!
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That or just one really heavy Rick.
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This whole thing is automated,
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which I do point out specifically
to enhance the humiliation.
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Here we go!
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If you're seeing this,
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you're me, except, you know, less.
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But you acted like you were better,
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so I killed your beloved Diane.
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Partly to devastate you,
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mostly so I only have
to record one message.
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Some of you may have noticed
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that it's not just your
Diane that's gone.
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She's also been erased from
every universe across infinity.
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And you might be wondering why.
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I'd rather hear how.
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Diane was wiped from all existence
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by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name.
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The Omega Device.
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Known to inferiors as The Omega Device.
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I heard the name from an inferior.
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And it's my weapon.
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But it's your fault I
had to use it on her.
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So if you want to see the Rick
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that ruined your life, look around.
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There's so many of you.
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But that's why I want to make a deal.
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One of you is going to
get your Diane back.
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He's lying. He's lying!
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All you have to do is
be the last Rick left.
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Got that out of your system?
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He can't bring her back!
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Ah!
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Wait, wait, wait! I'm a nice Rick.
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- Eh. Pass.
- You're such a dick!
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We could've worked together!
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Actually, I'm nice enough
to not lie about this.
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I was definitely gonna kill you guys.
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Ah!
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- Oh, hey, guys.
- I'm clear, Rick! Take the shot!
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I thought you wanted to "work together."
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Just until you could kill him!
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And they call me Evil Morty.
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The easiest way out of any box
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is to be the least shaped like a box.
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We both hate Rick Prime
more than each other anyway.
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- Where'd you get that?
- He's the worst Rick.
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Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza.
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Whoa!
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Tough customer.
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How is the worst turd a-a pizza?
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Ah!
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- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit!
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Seems like he doesn't
play well with others.
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We all cool just killing this guy?
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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
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Great job, final Rick!
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Or if you were just one fat
Rick, impressive cardio!
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And now the big reveal.
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Do you get Diane back?
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Not in any real sense, because
when I build a weapon, it works.
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It's called being talented.
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But I do have a Diane that promises
to be with you until death.
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But I'd get to the death part fast.
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You don't want to be in here
when this place resets.
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- Rick?
- Hey, Diane.
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You sucked at eating pussy!
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Clearly just said to be hurtful,
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but I also won't deny it. I was young.
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God, I miss that face.
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Rick, you never told me he
killed your wife across infinity.
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Yeah, now I want to meet this guy, too.
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I don't want to talk about this.
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I always thought your
Dick smelled weird!
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Or that.
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Come on b-baby, g-give
my g-ghost a k-kiss.
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Mwah.
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You taking her to go?
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Whoa!
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Looks like we survived the box.
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You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.
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I didn't trigger that!
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All right, let's bail before
this oven self-cleans.
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What do you think? Sub-ether
barrier blocking the portal fluid?
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Can't be that. Mine
would get through it.
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Here, gimme that.
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Don't freak out. I'm gonna tweak this.
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Carry the two,
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- hold the three...
- You need some kind of vector.
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I was getting there.
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The goo! The goo from the trap!
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Come on, go, go, go!
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Whoa, jeez! That was insane!
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I-I can't believe you
were excited for that!
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I'm excited for this.
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Clearly no one's escaped
that place before.
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Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.
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Hey, man, you can leave now.
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That's true, I can.
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The weapon, Morty.
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He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across all dimensions
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could wipe him out
across all dimensions.
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- Holy shit.
- So that's the guy?
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- You're exhausting.
- Can't help it, I'm a rascal.
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Morty, you can't come!
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Evil Morty, stay out of my way!
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Gonna kill my nemesis!
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Rick out!
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He's a weird guy.
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So Rick's right? You're
afraid of the weapon?
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What happens if Rick
actually kills this guy?
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You ever think about that?
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Maybe he'll kill himself next.
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You're an asshole.
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Well, yeah. I'm not "Good" Morty.
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Come or don't. I don't care.
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Oh.
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Shit.
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Got to be honest, I totally
thought you were coming.
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No, no, I-I was.
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I-I took a heroic step
toward the portal,
258
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,380
- but then it closed.
- Yeah, yeah, come on.
259
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,314
Pri-i-i-i-i-i-me!
260
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,690
Aw, man.
261
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,000
- What's up?
- He built it again.
262
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,480
Pretty impressive.
263
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,350
Well, yeah, he's me with free time.
264
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,575
All right, I don't see a place to park.
265
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:09,130
Catch your breath and then
keep that heat off my back.
266
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,750
If you die, I'm taking your stuff.
267
00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,003
Ugh, gross.
268
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,400
All right, cool, let's do it.
269
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:22,810
- God dammit!
- What?
270
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,330
No one can do undercuts but you?
271
00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,790
- You brought Morty?
- I'm not worried about him.
272
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,940
I'm evil!
273
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,720
Um, R-R-Rick? I-Is this... ?
274
00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,780
You guys don't do anything small, huh?
275
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,900
I'm surprised he hasn't...
276
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,499
- All right, here we go!
- There it is.
277
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,026
- Yep.
- Wow, the Wife Guy!
278
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,080
Dead Wife Rick!
279
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,989
I'll tell you, this guy does
not know when to quit.
280
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,572
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
281
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,000
You brought two Mortys with you?
282
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,700
What? They're your cheering section?
283
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,327
We brought ourselves, asshole.
284
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:50,038
Honestly, Wife Guy, I do
miss when it was just us.
285
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,440
The only two Ricks who actually
invented portal travel.
286
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:56,260
Anyone else teed up to
arrive later? Like your car?
287
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,380
I can see why you hate him.
288
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:00,960
And she sounds like our wife!
289
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,580
Like in a fucked-up robot way,
290
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,200
but that's definitely her voice.
291
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,080
You sentimental lil' fella.
292
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,140
Right, good instincts.
I would've tried that, too.
293
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,620
I upgraded this thing, by the way.
294
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,982
The new version can fire more than once.
295
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,330
So now I can erase your
whole family, one-by-one,
296
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,160
until you finally learn your lesson.
297
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,380
Which you won't,
so then I'll kill you too.
298
00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,320
I'll do that the old-fashioned way.
299
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,030
Okay, family killin' time!
300
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,998
Let's start small. Still family though.
301
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,580
Where am I? Two Ricks?
302
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,670
Where's my wife?
I was just with my wife!
303
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,300
Uncle Slo!
304
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,880
What the... Uncle Slo? Slo Mobius?
305
00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:44,580
Yeah, this one hurts me, too.
306
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:51,099
No-o-o-o-o-o!
307
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,420
Kind of the worst possible
time to use his powers.
308
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,120
Just made the death happen slower.
309
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,640
I'll kill you!
310
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,320
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311
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,180
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312
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,029
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313
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,322
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314
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,420
Aaah!
315
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,700
So, uh, original grandson.
316
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:46,881
This is super weird.
317
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:49,740
Obviously we're, uh, both
trying to kill each other.
318
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,554
Aw, jeez. Nice to meet you, I guess.
319
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,760
So, do we... should I just
get this over with or... ?
320
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,580
Cool grandson.
321
00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:02,940
Shitty grandpa.
322
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:06,460
Why am I wearing an eye patch?
323
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,120
And wait. Did we...
did we switch shirts?
324
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,000
Yeah. Thanks for the assist.
325
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:13,520
Rick, we... we did it.
326
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,159
Evil Morty got him!
327
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,954
Rick? Rick!
328
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,700
All right, you two punks stay here.
329
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,631
Okay, I think I'm getting the pic...
330
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:29,650
Ow!
331
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,280
Frying my backups, smart.
332
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,700
So you're like an evil
Morty. A clever one.
333
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,139
Ow!
334
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,120
All right, never been a sidekick guy,
335
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,560
but I'm starting to see the value.
336
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,100
You want a job? We could
be like Batman and Robin.
337
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,938
Eh, I don't need a Robin.
338
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,025
Okay, seriously, what is this?
339
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:49,060
What, are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?
340
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,571
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341
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,219
Oh, you don't want
those schematics, buddy.
342
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,610
Those are for grown ups.
343
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,117
Uh-huh.
344
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,750
Oh, isn't this great?
Okay, all right. I get it.
345
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,710
Oh. What?
346
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,920
Oh, shit.
347
00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,940
Mm-hmm. Knock yourself out.
348
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:15,600
Listen, Rick to Rick,
he's got the weapon plans.
349
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,400
Buddy, nip this in the bud. He's 14.
350
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,930
What's gonna happen the next
time he gets mad at Grandpa?
351
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,229
Let's do this then.
352
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,107
You're welcome, by the way.
353
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:31,277
I made you. I showed you infinity.
354
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,640
And what did you do with it?
355
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:37,150
Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?
356
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,370
What's your life without me?
357
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,530
Let's find out.
358
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,750
Admit it.
359
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,260
You would've been me.
360
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,540
I just walked into your garage
361
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,220
before you walked into mine!
362
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,427
But eventually you did!
363
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,971
You lived in my house!
364
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,943
What... what are you doing?
365
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,195
_
366
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,080
Pretty cool visual. You're missing it.
367
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,830
We don't have to talk.
This didn't make us friends.
368
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,870
There's our guy.
369
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,420
Rick! Is it over? Is... is he... ?
370
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,000
Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.
371
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,510
How's it feel?
372
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,180
Better? No? Exactly the same?
373
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,880
Yeah, it always does.
374
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,119
Hope you're happy with your choice.
375
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,680
- Fuck off.
- I'm gonna.
376
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,522
Just don't force me to
improve on the design.
377
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:52,340
I can end the Rick experiment
any time I want.
378
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,100
Why threaten? Why not just do it?
379
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,620
Because using a weapon like this
380
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,114
doesn't get you left alone, Morty.
381
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,701
Think I want a bunch of vengeful
Summers coming after me?
382
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,480
You are a little different though, Rick.
383
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,079
Maybe I can use that someday.
384
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,700
Seriously though. Fuck you.
385
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,917
Don't come after me. It won't go well.
386
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,420
Are... are you okay?
387
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,560
Yeah.
388
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,450
Phew, man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,
389
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,460
I was like, "Oh, shit, this is...
390
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,140
We're fucked, we're toast!
391
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:36,690
♪ Look on down from the bridge ♪
392
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:41,940
♪ There's still fountains ♪
393
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,270
♪ Down there ♪
394
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:52,600
♪ Look on down from the bridge ♪
395
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,040
♪ It's still raining ♪
396
00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,440
♪ Up here ♪
397
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:09,400
♪ Everybody seems so far away from me ♪
398
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:17,300
♪ Everybody just wants to be free ♪
399
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:24,575
♪ Look away from the sky ♪
400
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:28,900
♪ It's no different ♪
401
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,780
♪ When you're leaving home ♪
402
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,959
♪ I can't be the same thing to you now ♪
403
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,970
♪ I'm just gone ♪
404
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,974
♪ Just gone ♪
405
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,370
Mama, who's that man in our picture?
406
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,140
Oh, honey, that's... that's...
407
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:57,780
That's your father.
408
00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,000
You... you don't remember your father?
409
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:01,160
Oh.
410
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,660
Yeah.
411
00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:10,663
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412
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:50,000
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