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Aah!
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Susglamon glabbi blah!
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- Pay up.
- What?
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Pay up, G-Slice.
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I just finished your chores.
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Didn't I just upgrade your ponytail?
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And... And those ghost
goggles you asked for
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- are in the vending machine.
- Attribute slider.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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Jimmy Haddicker's
Frisbee-golf party is tonight,
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I want him sliding all
over these attributes.
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- Ow!
- Sensitive bone marrow much?
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All right, what are we boosting,
what are we losing?
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Strength me up, dawg.
I want that frolf bod.
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- Drop intelligence.
- All right, four customizable stats,
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courtesy of the genetic sequencer
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- in your...
- Come here, nerd.
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No! Ah! Summer!
I will literally murder you!
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Oh, Christ, you're too dumb
to know I'm serious.
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Hey, Rick, what are you...
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Wait, i-is that an attribute slider?
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You're juicing your stats
for the frolf party?
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- You gonna ruin this for me?
- What? No!
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I-I-I want one for the party too!
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Do some shit for me, bro.
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I-I-I helped you kill your nemesis.
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Oh, you guys found him?
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It's my emotional cheat day.
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I am removing myself
from this conversation.
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I can't believe he gave you that.
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I-I've asked for one forever.
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'Cause you're a bottom-feeder, Morty.
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You beg and eat scraps.
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I'm an independent woman
who eats what she kills.
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Come on, Summer!
I-I'm your little brother!
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Y-You have to take care of me!
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Take care of this.
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Oh! Agh!
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You just hide anywhere, huh?
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Kick his ass, Summer!
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Oh, my God.
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- Who are you?
- Yeah, but what about this?
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Ah, shut up!
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- She's juggling!
- Whoa!
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Bro, is that your sister?
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Her dexterity is wild.
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Yeah, I guess?
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H-Hey, Brad, aren't you a football guy?
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Of course, Morty.
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But the off season is the frolf season.
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Yo, Summer!
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Get over here and meet the team captain.
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Oh, hey, guys.
So random seeing you here.
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Love the way you move that coin.
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- Ever consider a bigger disc?
- Is your hair different?
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Oh. I dunno. I started using
this new leave-in conditioner?
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I love it.
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Maybe leave your number in my phone.
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So charismatic.
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Looks like we found our
new center-forwardback.
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Gross! She's just using
tech to customize herself
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- for social situations!
- Bro, maybe you should too.
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You're harshing the buzz.
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- Can you give us a sec?
- Ow! Hey!
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You're embarrassing yourself.
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Leave or I will make you leave.
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Just let me borrow it for
a second, then I'll go.
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What do you even want
it for, you parasite?
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I-I wanna be ripped and... and take
my shirt off in front of Tricia!
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Ew! You worm! She's my best friend!
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She's not even in your grade!
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It's a trickle down effect!
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She'll see me and tell everyone!
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Okay, time to go.
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- Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump!
- She's juicing!
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The device makes her cool!
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Go Summer! Go Summer!
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Juice it up!
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- Aah!
- Not so strong now, huh?
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Good luck with... ha,
intelligence. My turn.
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Ow!
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- Whoa.
- That's more like it.
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Morty. Wait 'til the girls hear this.
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Let's see if these abs are waterproof.
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Ah! Ah!
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- Wow, smart throw.
- Yeah, really thought out.
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Now this is some shit.
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This is what frolf is about, bro!
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You pubescent little
simian, I will end you.
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- No.
- Ugh!
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Okay. No.
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Not what frolf is about.
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Open your miiind!
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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Um, no thank you.
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Dude, no way. Summer's got a Kuato!
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A what-o?
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Um, a Kuato?
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Oh, my God. She doesn't
even know what a Kuato is!
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I-I know what that is. I'm... I'm cool!
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Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner!
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Ugh! Agh!
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Look at how desperate she is!
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- Boo!
- Yeah, come on, guys! Boo her!
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Boo!
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And now back to... "Cake or Fake?"
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Please! Come on, you have to know!
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Do I not breathe?
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- Do I not speak?
- Hmm.
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- Give me the knife.
- Agh, no! Oh, my God! Please!
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- I'm not a cake! I'm not a cake!
- Grandpa! I'm a literal monster!
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And you're blocking the TV. What's up?
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Oooopen your miiiind!
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Ho-lee shit! A Kuato?
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Whoa. How... How the fuc...
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Morty messed with my slider
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and we fell in a pool
and everyone booed!
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Thought the slider was gonna
be the whole thing this week.
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- Wow.
- It's not wow, you Grinch!
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Why do you care about high
schoolers? This is a Kuato.
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From "Total Recall"?
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T-They're basically the crown
jewel of psychic mutants.
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Yeah, everyone knows but me!
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They fucking shamed me for it!
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Huh. Water must've fried
the gene sequencer.
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Your spines are braided?
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Christ, what a mess.
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- You need to fix this, Grandpa!
- Okay, pay up.
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- What?
- Pay up, S-Slice.
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Thought you killed what you ate.
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Chore wheel's empty. If you work fast,
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I'll fix it in the morning.
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Open your miiind!
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See, Morty gets it.
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Gah! You're worse than he is!
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Ooopen your miind!
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God, shut up.
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Ugh.
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Ooopen your miind!
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What the hell?
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Ooopen your miiind!
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Ugh, God damn it, Morty,
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you're even messing up my targeted ads.
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I partied with other Kuatos
and had the time of my life.
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Kuatos rule! Whoo!
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Ugh, whatever.
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Ugh!
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You know what? Fuck this noise.
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Nice Kuato.
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Open your miiind!
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Preaching to the choir.
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Have fun.
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Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato
combo is out of this world.
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Oh, uh, wow, I, uh...
I love your tumor-face guy.
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You're hilarious.
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- What'll it be?
- Open your miiind!
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Coming right up.
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Hey, sorry. I couldn't help
but notice your Kuato.
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He's huge!
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Oh, um... Thank you?
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I'm Kwyatt, and this is Godiva.
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Summer, and uh,
this little guy is Morty.
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Open your mind!
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Open your mind!
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Wow, I guess they all say that, huh?
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You guys celebrating something?
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Yeah, being Kuatos.
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We're kinda like VIPs here.
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Who's your new friend, Kwyatt?
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- She's cute.
- This is Summer and Morty.
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You guys should join us at our table!
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Whoo!
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I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy Kuats,
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you should come hang.
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Open your miiind!
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Sounds like we're down to clown.
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Wow. You guys do this all the time?
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It's a tight knit community!
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Feels like we're part of
the future, you know?
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Yeah, being a mutant is rad.
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Open your miiind!
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- What?
- Open! Your! Miiind!
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Totally.
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I love being a Kuato!
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Whoo!
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- Who's that guy?
- Kenneth.
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He kinda pays for all this.
You wanna meet him?
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- Obviously.
- Ken!
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This is Summer and Morty.
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They're new to the scene,
but they are the real deal!
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New friends! Champagne?
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So open-minded of you.
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We're a rare breed!
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Open your mind!
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- What?
- Open! Your! Mind!
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Oh, my God, your Kuato is so funny.
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To Kuatos!
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To the future!
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You wanna get outta here?
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Hell yeah I do.
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This is, like, the best night
I've had in a while.
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Welcome to life as a Kuato.
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Open your mind!
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Like, this whole time
I thought my brother
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was an anchor holding me back,
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but he's, like, a key, to something
I never even imagined.
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Sounds like he... opened your mind.
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So did you.
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- What's wrong?
- I'm... Ugh. I'm sorry.
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Wait, "I'm sorry", like,
you have a girlfriend?
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Or "I'm sorry", like,
something much worse?
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Oh! Fuck! Let go! Let me go!
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- Hold her steady!
- Open your mind!
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- Hold him steady too!
- Open your mind!
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Open... your... mind.
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Wha...
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Where...
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Morty?
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Shit, shit, shit.
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What was the activation phrase?
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"Ponytail assemble"?
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"Go go lock-picking ponytail"?
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I don't give my grandpa enough credit?
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The oven's mostly for bodies,
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but I make pizzas in here too.
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Ugh!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! No!
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Arrivadeadci, bitch.
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Sorry, no time to save
you more than I just did.
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Gotta find my brother!
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- Jesus, shit!
- Agh, what the hell, Beth?
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You're paying for those!
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- Just yell my name like normal!
- I did!
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Why do you think I risked
it with the tongs?
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Huh. I-I guess I did
drink a lot last night.
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Marathon of "Cake Or Fake".
The... The sentient cakes,
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they... they keep you
guessing, you know?
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- Where are my kids?
- Merged?
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That doesn't answer my question
and raises several others.
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Relax, sweetie.
Summer's just doing chores.
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Which I will check on.
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By myself. Without your tongs.
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Summer?
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Summer?
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Summer?
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Agh! God damn it!
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Summer! You let them get hungry!
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Wait, w-why is this in black and white?
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For dramatic effect.
261
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,860
I didn't design you for dramatic effect.
262
00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,870
You made me sound like your dead wife.
263
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,210
Just color the fuckin' picture.
264
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,040
We're kinda like VIPs here.
265
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:56,160
I mean, if you can handle some
rowdy Kuats, you could join us?
266
00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:59,261
I bet you say that to
all the mutant girls.
267
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:02,470
- He does.
- Holy shit! I'm just a pretty face!
268
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,780
- I'm just a handsome guy!
- Where's Morty?
269
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:07,269
He's... He's in a good place!
He's happy! It's nice!
270
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:10,100
He's in a "Taken" house!
271
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,980
We're gonna put him
on the highest bidder!
272
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:14,020
- Take me to him!
- They'll kill me!
273
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,960
Okay, all right. I'm sorry. I'll do it.
274
00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:23,449
So, he wasn't into me?
275
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,900
O-Open your...
276
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,640
- O-Open your...
- There he is. Man of the hour.
277
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:32,700
- How is our big boy?
- Finally stable.
278
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,840
Should be ready for
transplant in a few hours.
279
00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:37,840
- Good.
- Open your... mind.
280
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,426
Why do I do it?
281
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:42,420
Kuatos have always had
a revolutionary spirit,
282
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,500
and there's nothing more revolutionary
283
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,560
than me being rich.
284
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:50,460
You think anyone in that VIP
section was born a Kuato?
285
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,980
You're a rare breed, Morty,
286
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:56,140
and we're gonna put you on
someone who values that.
287
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,694
Aah!
288
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,880
Where is she?!
289
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,780
Sh... She paid me, man!
She used the taxi app!
290
00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:04,409
I make less than minimum
wage and I got five kids!
291
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,009
Sorry, man. I-I guess
I got really excited
292
00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:09,060
to beat someone up for information.
293
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,623
Aah! Where'd you take her?!
294
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,460
- Come on! Ow!
- Where is she?!
295
00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:14,609
She just ordered a drink!
296
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:17,020
Aah! I-I spent a long time mixing it!
297
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,841
- She didn't even tip!
- Shit, sorry. Wrong guy again.
298
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,639
- Thought I'd be better at this.
- Whatever you say, man.
299
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,970
- Just don't hit me again!
- Who'd she leave with?!
300
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:26,320
Aah!
301
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,600
- Where is she?!
- I'll never tell you!
302
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:31,019
Oh, okay, y-you actually know?
303
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,979
Wait, wait, isn't that
why you're punching me?
304
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,000
It is now!
305
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:35,565
What did you do to her?!
306
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,610
Where is she?!
307
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,400
Shit, man! Right there!
308
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,560
- Grandpa?
- Oh, Summer.
309
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,230
Okay, awesome.
310
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,220
Who's this? Hot Guy Who Trafficked You?
311
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,250
I'm Kwyatt.
312
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,970
I'm kind of on a roll. Can I...
313
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,550
Oh, God! No, no, no!
314
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,810
How'd you get here first?
315
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:54,160
I guess even when I'm bad,
I'm still pretty good.
316
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,660
So, what's Morty saying to you?
317
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,610
- Where is he?
- What? How would I know?
318
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,150
Y-You didn't form a psychic link?
319
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,000
No, we didn't form a psychic link.
320
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,119
- What the fuck is that?
- That's like the whole thing!
321
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,600
Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer.
322
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,100
You used him to get with cool kids,
323
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,224
but didn't even activate your powers?
324
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,830
It's kind of a Kuato's whole deal.
325
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,190
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
326
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,040
All right, so how do I hear him?
327
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,180
Open your mind, Summer?
328
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,310
Christ.
329
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,420
Hello?
330
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,840
Morty?
331
00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,449
- Morty!
- Summer?
332
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,535
Summer! Is that you?
333
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,828
Morty, I can hear you!
334
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,180
Thank fucking Christ, you bitch!
335
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,530
I've been screaming for hours!
336
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,374
All right, well,
I don't have to hear you.
337
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,835
Sorry! A-And I'm sorry
about the frolf party.
338
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,502
I-I think they're selling
me, Summer! Hurry!
339
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,920
They're selling him, Grandpa!
340
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,757
- Well, obviously.
- Well, obviously.
341
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,280
You don't have to do this!
342
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,428
What we had was real!
343
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,348
Prepare to get opened.
344
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,391
Don't shoot!
345
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,540
I didn't tell them anything!
346
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,100
Except where and how to find you.
347
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,960
He's outlived his usefulness.
348
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:56,980
Kill him.
349
00:14:58,110 --> 00:15:00,233
Aaaah!
350
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,000
Oh, shit, psychic warfare!
351
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,000
- What?
- Hold on, Grandpa's got this.
352
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,180
Oh, shit! Run!
353
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,070
Whoa, psychic Grandpa.
354
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,680
No, look. Fake temple with
a high pitch noise maker.
355
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,240
Run before these guys figure it out!
356
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,620
He's a fake, you morons!
357
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,708
Like most psychics! Kill them!
358
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,420
- Summer!
- I'm coming, Morty!
359
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,837
- Where are you?
- I dunno!
360
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,620
Th... They're moving me!
I'm on the move!
361
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,340
This next one comes with a hat.
362
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,676
Oh, shit!
363
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,440
That's what frolf is about, bitch!
364
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,520
Ohhh, Frisbee plus golf.
365
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,560
- I get it now.
- Summer, hurry!
366
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,020
Open your mind!
367
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,660
Where do you think they got that one?
368
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,940
Whose chest is that big?
369
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,019
We don't have time for this.
370
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,779
Hey, why do you get to
kick down all the doors?
371
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,720
I wanna kick one. Ow, shit!
372
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,410
It's locked! My ankle!
373
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,280
What is this, your first "Taken"?
374
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,000
Ah! Fuck you, Summer!
375
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:59,501
I rescue Morty seven times per season!
376
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,520
- Summer! The boat, Summer!
- Morty! I see it! I see the boat!
377
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,400
Here, Summer, check this out.
378
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,720
- "Check this out"?
- Yeah, window jump.
379
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,520
Try to say it's my first "Taken" now.
380
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,266
- It's your first "Taken".
- I'm getting my groove back!
381
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,760
You heard him, boys! Kill him
before he gets his groove!
382
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:20,900
Ow!
383
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,192
Ow! Fuck!
384
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,369
None of this would have happened
385
00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:27,520
if you just unmerged us when I asked!
386
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,280
Morty gets everything for free!
387
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,532
Morty's a dog!
388
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,493
People have cats because
their affection is earned.
389
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,371
I treat you like an equal
because I respect you
390
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,770
You remind me of your grandmother.
391
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,100
- What?
- What?
392
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,040
No, I said, "What?"
393
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,099
Oh, you're getting choked.
394
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,670
Go go ponytail secret move!
395
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,760
Oh, my God! What?
396
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,080
Hair, stop!
397
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,160
- I need you to remove that.
- Ungrateful.
398
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,010
How's Morty?
399
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,060
Morty! You okay?
400
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,720
Sorry, I just killed a guy with my hair.
401
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,220
No, I'm not okay!
I-I'm still on the boat!
402
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,351
Hurry!
403
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,120
- Open... Open your mind!
- Sedate him.
404
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,120
We're meeting his buyer in an hour.
405
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:08,980
- Ow!
- Open your miiind!
406
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,447
Easy there. It'll all be over soon.
407
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:14,870
Aw, shit! Bite me twice, shame on me!
408
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,140
Whoa!
409
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,787
Oh, man.
410
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,970
Inject me once...
411
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,340
Sir! They're inbound, what should we do?
412
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,780
Kill them, idiot!
413
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:34,840
There are days, and there are days.
414
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:38,020
Kenneth, you're the crown
jewel of psychic assholes.
415
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,380
Quite an entrance.
416
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,560
Now, for mine.
417
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,020
That's the reveal? You slide off?
418
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,970
You think I'm done revealing?
419
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,670
That's right, it's me!
420
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,580
A smaller Kuato.
421
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,908
The mastermind behind it all.
422
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,329
I sold out my own kind,
and I'd do it again!
423
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,699
Wow, who could've seen that coming?
424
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,980
I mean, he can talk.
425
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,200
That's kinda surprising.
426
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:07,220
Yes. Everyone always assumed that
charming Kenneth was the brains.
427
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,088
Or perhaps his Kuato.
428
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:11,040
But I was in control!
429
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,342
Aah!
430
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,552
- Morty!
- Damn, Morty, big air!
431
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:17,790
Stop it!
432
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,604
Open your mind.
433
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:25,897
You wanna die?
434
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:30,980
Ah!
435
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,250
You little shit!
436
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,980
Whoa, he's got a knife!
437
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,320
Not just any knife.
438
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,220
- Kuato knife!
- Oh! Oh!
439
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,380
Hey, stop! That's mine!
440
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,990
Shit, fuck!
441
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,330
Oh, shit! It has missiles!
442
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,820
You think this is a joke?
443
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,302
You're about to die.
444
00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,600
So I'll let you in on my true secret...
445
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:02,240
Those last three guys were chumps.
446
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,560
I'm the real top dawg.
447
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:07,730
Oh, shit, is that three
or four? I've lost count.
448
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,480
But wait, if you're dazzled now...
449
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,652
Okay. I see where this is going.
450
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,656
Hey... No! No! Ah!
451
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,680
No! Ow!
452
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,490
What? No! No!
453
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,120
Noooo!
454
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,160
Man, kind of a shame.
455
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,980
That spider thing was pretty cool.
456
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,110
Yeah. I wanted it.
457
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,339
- Morty says he wanted it.
- Oh, o-okay.
458
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,799
Here.
459
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,780
Oh, wh... whoops.
460
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,550
You gotta jiggle it more.
461
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,220
Obviously I'm jiggling it, Summer!
462
00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:44,240
Well, not hard enough.
463
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,700
Morty says, "Not hard enough."
464
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,729
I-I must have it set up
for motion smoothing.
465
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,890
I-I gotta upgrade the polling rate.
466
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,330
Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard?
467
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,363
Just jiggle it!
468
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,210
I'm alive! I'm alive!
469
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,400
No! Wait!
470
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,700
I have so much more to reveal!
471
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:04,640
Ah! Nooo...
472
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,450
There we go.
473
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:12,540
Oh, yeah, this is great.
474
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:13,980
Whoa, Morty, looking good.
475
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:16,240
Bro, you're actually
like a fucking boss.
476
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,660
Wait, can that thing jump?
477
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,420
Oh, my God. Bro.
478
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:23,306
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
479
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,976
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
480
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,270
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
481
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,359
And the Harry Herpsons win!
482
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,196
Yeah, Morty! That's a par!
483
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,440
- Morty! Yeah!
- Open your mind!
484
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,580
Hey, did you see that par?
485
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,082
Morty's killer out there.
486
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:52,540
Yeah. He's not even using his missiles.
487
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,260
Speaking of... I kinda need a new
girl to hook up with on Tuesdays?
488
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,680
Eh. Pass.
489
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,259
- Hey, you wanna get out of here?
- Totes.
490
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,840
Summer saved me from being
trafficked and burned alive.
491
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,080
It's, like, whatever.
492
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,980
Damn, Summer Smith.
493
00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:09,460
There is no end to your complexity.
494
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,830
Ah, there's the missiles.
495
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:14,780
O... Open your mind!
496
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,559
Open your mind!
497
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:21,030
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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498
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:51,590
Yes, well, my new Kuato was named Morty,
499
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,355
but I'm going to call him Sixty-Nine.
500
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,800
Kenneth's running a little
late with the package, no?
501
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,220
Oh, he'll show.
502
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,860
Do you know how much I paid?
503
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,532
69 million flurbos.
504
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,120
I had 70 of course, but...
505
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,520
69.
506
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:14,100
I have 69 credit cards.
507
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,400
My wife wanted to have sex,
508
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:20,280
but I said no, not unless we 69.
509
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:25,830
- TMI, Michael.
- You have a wife?