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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father.
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I am ready to rejoin my
brethren on Alphabetrium.
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Very well. Your exile ends today.
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Welcome home, Water-T.
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The Numbericons! They're attacking!
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Battle stations!
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Divide and conquer! Zero survivors!
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Aah!
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- Father!
- Son... take this thing.
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It's a prophecy or some shit.
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I'm dying.
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Peace.
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Water-T, where are you going?
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There's too many of them.
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Then I better crunch the numbers.
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Aah!
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♪ When your heart adds up ♪
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♪ One plus one makes youuuuuuuu ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Alll right ♪
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He's too dope! Retreat!
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We don't care about numbers ♪
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Oh, shit! He's crunching the numbers.
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I thought he was talking about taxes,
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but he's crunching us.
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I'ma deduct your ass.
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Aah!
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They activated the Brackets
Shield. We can't pull up.
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Somebody kiss me.
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I don't want to die not
knowing love! No!
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♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We don't care about numbers ♪
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Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee.
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Yo, what do you know about this?
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The "I" of Harmony.
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It holds some secret power,
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but it's in a language nobody can read.
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You don't gotta read shit, Lithium-P.
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- It's math.
- Careful, T.
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They won't like that kind of
number talk at the palace.
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We're not going to the palace.
We're going to Earth.
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Why? You know a math expert there?
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Unfortunately, I do.
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In conclusion, without math
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planes wouldn't fly and
elephants would forget.
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What is that sound?
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Who is using air buds
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- to listen to rap music?
- Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold.
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Detention! Class dismissed early
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so Morty can have instant detention.
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- Aw, no!
- Are you serious?
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- I want to learn!
- I want to add and stuff.
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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold,
it's just a little hip hop.
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It helps me concentrate.
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Rap will never help anyone do anything.
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Some things never change.
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Ice-T?
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Hey! Ice-T, it's me, Morty.
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Remember me? "G-Get Schwifty"?
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- No.
- Aw.
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And it's Water-T now.
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I don't give an ass
if you're Smokey Robinson.
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You got the balls of a clown
coming back to this school
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without the homework you owe me.
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Fuck your homework, old man.
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My planet's at stake.
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Mr. Goldenfold, you taught Ice-T math?
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I tried, Morty.
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I sure the hell tried.
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Without math, Russia would
control all Rubik's Cubes.
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- Any questions?
- Just one.
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Who gives a fuck?
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I am a knight, walking,
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back of class talking,
homework scoffing,
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blackboard chalking...
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Look, man, I ain't here
for memory lane shit.
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I need this deciphered.
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Hmm. Early Algebraic,
possibly even Geometric.
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- Yo, English.
- I don't teach English, bitch!
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And why would I do your homework?
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- You didn't do mine.
- 'Cause I had no home!
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Now I do.
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Help me save it.
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Aah!
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All Type Strikers, attack!
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Kill the Son of Magma-Q!
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I want his serifs.
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You're coming with me, Goldenfold.
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You better be taking
me to your homework.
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- You're coming with me, Morty.
- Why?
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It's called detention, not "releastion."
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Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee.
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- I know.
- Well, there's new people.
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- I thought they'd like to hear about it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Just start the fucking ship.
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I see the tales of your dopeness
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have been greatly exaggerated.
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Big talk from an upside down L.
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I am Sinistar-7, and I
am here to spill the T.
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Then come get me, muthafucka!
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She's got a Caps Lock!
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And an ass to suck.
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Hit the hyphen drive!
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No. No!
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- Speak.
- Lord Dread Nought.
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Water-T escaped with the "I" of Harmony.
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- Aah!
- The One of Harmony!
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That's gotta hurt!
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You're a number. Act like it.
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Subtract Water-T from life
and carry the One to me.
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I won't let you down... Father.
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- Too late.
- Too late!
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Oh! Oh, wow. Oh, I love my job.
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The Pythagorean Theorem!
I just have to figure out
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what A and B are, square them both,
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and then add them together.
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- Can you do it?
- If I do,
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- I want my homework.
- Fine!
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Why do you guys hate each other so much?
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Why do all teachers hate
all students, Morty?
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Because you all break
our God damn hearts.
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Just seems like there's
more going on there.
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Was he that bad at math?
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No, Morty. Nobody is worse than you.
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The hurtful thing about
your friend back there
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is that at one point,
it seemed like he might learn.
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I am a nightmare walking,
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psychopath talking,
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king of my jungle just a
gangster stalk stalking.
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Stalking. Fuck.
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Look at all this
non-scholastic depravity!
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Reef-er, Cheetos,
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and not a smidgen of homework in sight!
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Yo, why you coming in here
fuckin' up my words?
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Uh, T, maybe you ought
to go back to school.
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You can't keep a beat to save your ass.
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Damn. My dream just died.
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Here. Follow this.
It's called four-four time.
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One, two, three, four.
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Two, two, three...
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I am a nightmare walkin',
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psychopath talkin'
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king of my jungle just
a gangster stalkin'...
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Livin' life like a firecracker...
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Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin!
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Your cousin Marvin D?
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Hey. Ya know that new
sound you lookin' for?
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Well, listen to this!
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Ha! Got you again, mutha-fucker!
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Wow. You think that guy's cousin
would stop taking his calls.
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That's not the point, Morty.
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You included it in your story.
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But I get it. You and T
were actually friends.
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So what went wrong?
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Nice try, Morty.
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You think that if I connect with you,
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I'll let you out of detention?
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Well, you can forget it!
I'm all about boundaries now.
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Boundaries! I got it!
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Beep boop bop beep beep.
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- What is it?
- It's a map.
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A squared is the length of the galaxy.
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B squared is the height.
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So C squared takes you directly to...
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Planet E-10?
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Ain't E-10 supposed to be where
God created letters or some shit?
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That's just a story we tell
lowercase letters at bedtime.
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Maybe there's more to it.
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- Why bedtime?
- What?
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He... He said it was a story
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you told lowercase letters at bedtime.
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Y-You never tell the
story during the day?
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I guess I just hoped
the phrase "bedtime"
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would make it easier to understand
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that lowercase letters are
our version of children.
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Oh, so you did that for me?
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Well, half the people here are human.
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I didn't want to exclude you.
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We would have figured
out it was children.
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Yeah. Lowercase means
smaller. We get it.
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Feels like I'm being
punished for clarity.
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Punished? Jesus. I asked a question.
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- So did Hitler.
- What the fuck is going on?
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Somebody set up a call or some shit.
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We need to send word to Alphabetrium.
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Oxygen-S, we deciphered
the "I" of Harmony
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and we're headed to E-10.
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That's incredible, Water-T.
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Give me your coordinates.
I'll send help immediately.
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Word.
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Happy to serve, My Lord.
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In quotes.
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Secret villain!
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Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed
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and approaching Planet E-10.
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- God damn.
- Maybe it knows it's home.
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What the math is happening?!
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Die, Letter scum!
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Aah!
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I'm sick and tired of this bullshit.
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Yo, 7! Count this!
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Three-zus Christ!
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Typical letter, acting on emotion.
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You're welcome for saving
your numbery-ass!
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I won't let you take me alive!
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Have it your way.
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If you're going to act
like ignorant children,
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I guess the teacher's in charge.
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And, young lady, whoever told
you numbers can't be emotional
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did you wrong.
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On Earth, numbers get down.
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Sometimes even with letters.
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Disgusting!
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Uh-huh. See? That's what everyone says.
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But then they go home and they type
all kinds of shit into Pornhub.
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- Scribble! Jot jot!
- Uh-oh!
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W-We're surrounded by primitive googas.
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Okay.
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The primitive googas
worship the glowing thing.
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Things don't always resolve this fast.
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We're making good time.
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Scribble! Jot jot! Doodle! Doodle!
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We can't understand you.
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Obviously, they want to
take us to their village
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for an Ewok party.
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Damn, making really good time.
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This tribe claims the artifact
comes from a religious site
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not far from here.
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Awful nice of you to help.
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I'm simply following the rules
of war as your prisoner.
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Or maybe you're hoping if you're nice,
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I'll let my guard down
so you can take the "I."
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How dare you! I'm not a seductress.
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I am a warrior.
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And that's not an "I."
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- It's a one.
- It's an "I."
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You guys don't get out much, huh?
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It seems kind of obvious
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that these Scribbles are
like the original species
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that letters and numbers came from.
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So that relic thing probably
isn't a one or an "I."
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I-It's probably just, like, a line.
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It's symbolic of the
fact that your people
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don't need to be at war.
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- How do I know you again?
- Get Schwifty.
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It's still nothing.
So mind your damn business.
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At least we agree on that.
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Looks like your detention
is officially over.
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- Why?
- You finally learned
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how hard it is to teach.
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- No, I didn't.
- Then you... learned
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- how hard it is to learn.
- I already knew.
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Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!
259
00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:41,390
- Cock a doodle!
- Cock a doodle two!
260
00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,680
The "I," it's gone!
261
00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:48,160
That bitch! 7 took the "I."
262
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,550
- Come on, Mr. Goldenfold.
- Count me out, Morty.
263
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,260
I'm tired of helping
that son of a bitch.
264
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,660
Seriously? Feels like
there's a deeper beef
265
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:55,940
than missing homework here.
266
00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,080
- What really happened?
- It was the summer of 1991...
267
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,660
Any friend of Ice-T is
welcome in my home.
268
00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,660
And as governor, I can't wait to add
269
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,560
that math wing to Harry Herpson
High School, Mr. Goldenfold.
270
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,480
And I shall put it to good use, sir!
271
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,800
Of course you will. More baby potatoes?
272
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,800
God damn, I love rap.
273
00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:24,100
And the Grammy award for Rap
Artist of the Year goes to...
274
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,352
Ice-T!
275
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,340
Yo, I just want to thank my words,
276
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,760
the letters that made them,
277
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,360
and that's it!
278
00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:36,988
Nothing else. Peace!
279
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,750
I thought you said he'd thank math.
280
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,580
There must be some mistake.
Try a different channel.
281
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,440
The mistake was believing
you even knew Ice-T
282
00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,320
and could get me that
math-loving youth vote.
283
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:47,415
Now get out of here!
284
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,876
I got a God damn presidential
campaign to start.
285
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:54,920
After that, my dreams faded
away like so many erections.
286
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:57,620
I mean, that sucks,
but let's stop Sinistar-7,
287
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,790
and maybe you two sort
this out on the way home?
288
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,890
Hmm. Pretty sound logic.
289
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,060
And logic is a part of math!
290
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,350
Whatever. Come on.
291
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,189
If you're pregnant,
that's my cell number.
292
00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:09,250
I know you can't read it,
293
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,940
but it's important I made an effort.
294
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,780
- Nice try.
- How dare you!
295
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,990
How dare you!
296
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,500
Shit, I think when we
started getting it on
297
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,040
that amulet showed us
the truth of our origins.
298
00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,065
Father!
299
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:56,568
Hell, yeah. We're into
the same sick shit, huh?
300
00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:57,740
No. My father.
301
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,070
- He's here.
- W-What's that?
302
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,780
Emperor Dread Nought.
303
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,760
The fate of the
Alphabetrians is at hand.
304
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,790
Magma-Q's legacy ends here.
305
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,208
How the fuck did he find us?
306
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,300
Betrayal reveal!
307
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:19,507
You appear displeased to
see me, Prince Water-T.
308
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:22,140
Cold-ass mutha-fucker,
you in league with Dread Nought?
309
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,760
How could you do us
Letters dirty like that, S?
310
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,480
My true name is not S.
311
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,933
On Numbericonia they call me...
312
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,760
8!
313
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,080
8?! Oh, my God, he's a number?!
314
00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:36,780
Did you know? I didn't.
315
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,360
Holy shit! I'm not even
supposed to be here today.
316
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,140
It's my day off. For real.
317
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,620
That's how much I like
working with these people!
318
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:48,380
Good thing your father
isn't alive to see you fail.
319
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,110
He'd be so disappointed.
320
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,180
Mutha-fucker, I'm gonna
shoot you in the dick.
321
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,380
Ha! I would like to see you try.
322
00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:56,030
Villain exit.
323
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,780
Thanks for dragging
me across the universe
324
00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,380
to be killed, Water-T.
325
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:00,850
No homework-doing, mother-grabbin...
326
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,350
You want to go, old man?
327
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,980
I'll fuck you till you love me.
328
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,640
I'll put your kids through college.
329
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,431
I'll fucking take you to Boca
Raton, you motherfucker!
330
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,620
Ease up, Water-T.
331
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,920
After all, y-you did betray Goldenfold
332
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:15,563
by, uh, not thanking math
at the Grammys, I guess.
333
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,330
That's what you think happened?
334
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,620
Nah, G-Folds, it went like this.
335
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:22,980
Didja listen to my album, Pop?
336
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,560
It's nominated for a Grammy.
337
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,180
Yes. I heard your album.
338
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,110
What is this four-four time,
rhythm nonsense?
339
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,480
It's disgusting!
340
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,180
You're a number-loving traitor
341
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,030
who doesn't care about
anything but himself.
342
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,628
I... I never knew.
343
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,046
You never asked.
344
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,340
Here... Father.
345
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:45,120
The destiny of the Numbericons
is mine to claim!
346
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:48,230
Everyone has to watch while I do it too.
347
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,460
How does this thing work again?
348
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,724
Allow me, my lord.
349
00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,730
Hold up. You're just gonna
let this motherfucker...
350
00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,566
Aah!
351
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,400
I don't get it.
352
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:13,320
The ultimate power of the
universe is finally mine!
353
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,040
Hey! I am the ruler of the Numbericons.
354
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,543
- The dead rule nothing!
- Aah!
355
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,753
Father! No!
356
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,300
Your father was a bitch.
357
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,424
You shall be my general now!
358
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,301
Well, he was a bad father.
359
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,860
I am Infinity,
360
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,900
omnipotent god of numbers!
361
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,820
And I have a world of
Letters to destroy!
362
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,380
I guess he doesn't need
the ship anymore.
363
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,523
He doesn't need the ship anymore, guys!
364
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,817
You heard Infinity. Move out!
365
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:44,194
Whoo-hoo! All right!
366
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,362
We could have had something.
367
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,320
It was a mistake, T.
368
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:50,992
Letters and Numbers can never be.
369
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,959
What do we do? He's going
to destroy Alphabetrium!
370
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,060
Whatever. I don't care anymore.
371
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,671
Damn, T. That's cold.
372
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,860
Exactly.
373
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,382
Whoa!
374
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,480
- God damn.
- You do remember our adventure!
375
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,560
Not really.
376
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:13,540
Wow! Dope shit, T!
377
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,820
If we don't stop Infinity,
378
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,520
he's going to destroy Alphabetrium.
379
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:19,187
But that ooze-swamp put the
kibosh on our spaceships.
380
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:21,860
M-Maybe we can pull
it out and upgrade it
381
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,260
using parts of the Numbers' ship.
382
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,200
Oh, the googas already did it.
383
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:27,987
- Wow, you guys work fast.
- Scribble! Scribble!
384
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,823
Damn, it's like the Glyph
Jumper, but extreme.
385
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,371
The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!
386
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:39,420
Let's go home and bust
a cap in Infinity's ass.
387
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,760
Wait, let me go pee first.
388
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,160
That way, when we get
there, I'll get to say...
389
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,910
Well, I'm not gonna spoil it.
390
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,681
Death to all Letters!
391
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:57,767
Neither upper nor lower
case will survive this day!
392
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,860
The Brackets Shield has fallen!
393
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,660
It's an utter apostrophe!
394
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:06,680
Aah!
395
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,400
I am bigger than Letters.
396
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,880
I am bigger than Numbers.
397
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,230
My balls are huge,
398
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,600
and everyone can suck my dick!
399
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,119
Stop! You're killing Numbers!
400
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,080
My lord, this is too far!
401
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,660
Are you still fucking talking?
402
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,100
Here's a number for you, lady.
403
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,120
86 that ass! You're fired!
404
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,052
Yo, suck this, bitch!
405
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,804
Aah!
406
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,599
Yo, T. Is that your girl?
407
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,200
That's twice I saved your ass.
408
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,191
Infinity's gone mad with power.
409
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,120
He's killing every one...
410
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,520
and every two and every
three and every...
411
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,840
- We get it.
- I was wrong to join him
412
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,117
and wrong to leave you, Water-T.
413
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,453
Infinity killed both our fathers.
414
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,289
Nuh-uh. I was there.
Ceiling fell on him.
415
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,900
Ha!
416
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,334
Father!
417
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,140
That ceiling was poisoned.
418
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,840
Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's
assassination for months.
419
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,675
All my life, I've served
such negative numbers.
420
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,761
This kid I don't know
was right all along.
421
00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,770
- Finally!
- It's time for the Numbericons
422
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,514
to rise and join us.
423
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,851
How can we make the Numbericons
rise up against him?
424
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,145
We'll inspire them.
425
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,192
Kill! Murder! Death!
426
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,490
♪ Why does a one hate an "I,"
I gotta wonder? ♪
427
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,706
♪ When a lower case "I"
is an imaginary number ♪
428
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,880
♪ Who stands to gain when
I shoot up a digit? ♪
429
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:48,586
♪ The division is complex,
but you know we gotta bridge it ♪
430
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,089
♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪
431
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,000
You think you can stop me with rap, huh?
432
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,330
♪ More homicides than a dodecahedron ♪
433
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,240
♪ Number V letters the
shit that it feeds on ♪
434
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,434
♪ Today, alpha-numerically combine... ♪
435
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,270
♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means my ice cold '9 ♪
436
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,800
♪ I got letters and numbers
every time I F a ho ♪
437
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:12,235
♪ Giving her one big dick
while she screams "O" ♪
438
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,280
♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet
like she got her cry on ♪
439
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:18,616
♪ My dick's 3.14 feet,
that's a pie-thon ♪
440
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,742
♪ Ya'll actin' scared,
he ain't won yet ♪
441
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,410
♪ Infinity to one odds?
That's an alpha-bet ♪
442
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,500
Father? You like a force ghost now?
443
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,920
The fuck it look like, son?
444
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,770
I came back to help you
hand Infinity his ass.
445
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,600
- You ready?
- Let's kill it, Pops.
446
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,800
♪ Infinity ain't shit without
numbers and letters ♪
447
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:36,260
- ♪ We can blow his ass out ♪
- ♪ If we work together ♪
448
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,470
♪ Rise up, Letters and
Numbers, I said rise up ♪
449
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,979
♪ 'Cause you know we're all brothers ♪
450
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,473
♪ Oh ♪
451
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:48,320
Arise, King Magma-T!
452
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,233
- Oh, yeah.
- Whoa, damn!
453
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:02,140
My word! Water-T's
spittin' straight fire!
454
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,200
He truly is king of Alphabetrium.
455
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,209
Infinity is too strong.
Nothing can defeat him.
456
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,160
You think? How about this shit?
457
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,460
The "I" of Harmony!
458
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,780
Muthafuckers just left it.
459
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,100
How will that help us?
460
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:18,820
This thing loves when Letters
and Numbers get down.
461
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:19,844
Come here, girl.
462
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,220
Mm!
463
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:23,347
Yeah. You like that, huh?
464
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,720
Hell, yeah!
465
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:27,090
You cannot stop me!
466
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,770
I'm infinitely infinite!
467
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,442
My fucking dick!
468
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,444
Thought I was lying, mutha-fucker?
469
00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:41,680
Oh, Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!
470
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:44,035
And it loves you too, Morty.
471
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,550
I have to warn you, I'm a prime number.
472
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,320
I'm only divisible by myself.
473
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,560
Yeah, and my dick's magma now,
474
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,920
but we'll figure it out.
475
00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,860
How is that math homework
coming along, Morty?
476
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,140
I-It's great. It's... It's so great.
477
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,620
Do you mind if I do a second
test, you know, for... for fun?
478
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,724
Ha! You're weird.
479
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:08,976
And what about you, sir?
480
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,400
There. All done.
481
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,139
Here's your god damn
homework, old man. Happy?
482
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:16,580
More than you can possibly imagine.
483
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:22,448
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
484
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,520
King Magma-T, my people need you.
485
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,560
And who are you?
486
00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:59,026
Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.
487
00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,988
My planet getting all bent out
of shape by the Formivores.
488
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,429
You Numbers and Letters strong enough
489
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:04,949
to fight them muthafuckers?
490
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,690
The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon
491
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,040
are unmatched in strength,
492
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,420
and we never refuse to
help our brother in need.
493
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,180
Word. My smokeshow queen speaks truth.
494
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:16,043
I'll grab my shit and
meet you out front.
495
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:18,640
Cool.
496
00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:24,302
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