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[♪♪♪]

2
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[METAL CLANKING]

3
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[MAN COUGHS]

4
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[IN NORWEGIAN]

5
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[ENGINE TURNING]

6
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

7
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[ENGINE DIES]

8
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[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

9
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[MUTTERS]

10
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[GRUNTS]

11
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[♪♪♪]

12
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[THING GROWLS]

13
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[THING ROARS]

14
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[SCREAMING]

15
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[♪♪♪]

16
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[THE RONETTES'
"SLEIGH RIDE" PLAYING]

17
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<i>♪ Just hear those sleigh bells</i>
<i>Jingling ♪</i>

18
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<i>♪ Ring tingle tingling too ♪</i>

19
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

20
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<i>♪ Come on</i>
<i>It's lovely weather ♪</i>

21
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<i>♪ For a sleigh ride together</i>
<i>With you ♪</i>

22
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

23
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<i>♪ Outside</i>
<i>The snow is falling ♪</i>

24
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<i>♪ And friends are calling</i>
<i>"Yoo hoo!" ♪</i>

25
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

26
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Did you guys know that Norway is
the happiest country on Earth?

27
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Yeah?
Doesn't surprise me.

28
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It's like Disneyland
for Europe.

29
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Now we've moved to Disneyland.
How lucky.

30
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I just wish global warming
would hurry up already.

31
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CAROL:
Don't worry.
In a couple of years,

32
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when California's
just a scorching desert,

33
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Norway will be
just like Santa Monica.

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NORA:
Yeah, right.

35
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Hey, is that a moose on a sign?

36
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CAROL:
Oh! So cute!

37
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BILL:
Have you ever seen
a moose on a sign before?

38
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Come on.
[SEAT BELTS UNLATCH]

39
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Let's take a photo with it.

40
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NORA: Yeah.
Yeah?

41
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Oh, this is gonna make
the most amazing

42
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family Christmas photo
for this year.

43
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Oh, yeah. Great idea.

44
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Okay,
everyone line up behind.

45
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Get a good angle.
Okay.

46
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Like that?

47
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Yeah,
that's great.

48
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Okay,
everyone say "moose."

49
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ALL:
Moose!

50
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[CAMERA BEEPS,
SHUTTER CLICKS]

51
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What is that?

52
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Oh!

53
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Oh, my God.
Oh, that's so cute.

54
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Just like
in the sign.

55
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[♪♪♪]

56
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CAROL: So cute.
Hi, buddy.

57
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LUCAS:
Dad, be careful.

58
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I mean, how often
do you get the chance

59
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to say hi to a little guy
like you, huh?

60
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[GRUNTING]
Hey, buddy.

61
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You cold out here? Huh?

62
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[MOOSE 2 SNORTS]

63
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[MOOSE BELLOWS]

64
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Is that your mother?

65
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[GRUNTS LOUDLY]

66
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Run!

67
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Oh!
It's a killer moose!

68
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CAROL:
Come on!

69
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Run!
Quick!

70
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[MOOSE BELLOWS]
[WHIMPERS]

71
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[ALL SCREAMING]

72
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CAROL:
Start the car, goddamn it!

73
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BILL:
The car won't start!

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CAROL:
Start the car!
What are you doing?

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[SIREN WAILING]
[BILL WHIMPERING]

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[SIGHS]

77
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[WAIL CEASES]

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Everybody okay?
Yeah.

79
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[MOOSE BELLOWING
IN THE DISTANCE]

80
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[IN NORWEGIAN]

81
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Uh... Uh... I'm still
working on my Norwegian.

82
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[IN ENGLISH]
Oh, you're Americans?

83
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Yeah.
I just gotta tell you,

84
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I love <i>The Kardashians.</i>

85
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Okay, so the father moose,

86
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he can be a bit crazy
if you go after his kid, so...

87
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Oh, we weren't going--

88
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In Norway, we learn early
that if you mess with nature,

89
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nature will come back
right at you

90
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and punch you in the faces.

91
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So good luck!

92
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Thank you.
Thank you. Bye.

93
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That was fun, huh?

94
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We met the sheriff
and a moose and a baby moose.

95
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Welcome to Norway.

96
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<i>♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy</i>
<i>And comfy and cozy are we ♪</i>

97
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

98
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<i>♪ Come on</i>
<i>It's lovely weather ♪</i>

99
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<i>♪ For a sleigh ride together</i>
<i>With you ♪</i>

100
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

101
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

102
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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-a</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding! ♪</i>

103
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BILL:
Oh, boy.

104
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Even prettier than I remember.

105
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Here we are! Heh?
NORA: This is it?

106
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Look at that.

107
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I still can't believe
we inherited this place.

108
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Gonna be the best
Christmas ever, buddy.

109
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Our backyard's bigger than
our whole old neighborhood.

110
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Yeah, it is.
We're in the middle of nowhere?

111
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Yeah.

112
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Hey, isn't it great?

113
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NORA:
My life is over.

114
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BILL:
Come on,
let's check out our new digs.

115
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Here we are.
Home sweet home.

116
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Huh?

117
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Yeah.

118
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Wow.
Whoa.

119
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Yeah, whoa, huh?

120
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NORA:
Ew! It smells
like somebody died.

121
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I cannot live here.

122
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It sure is fresh.

123
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[CHUCKLES]

124
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It's exciting.
Yeah.

125
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This is our future.
Bed and breakfast.

126
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It does need a little work.
CAROL: Yeah. Okay.

127
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BILL:
Not much.

128
00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:16,757
Okay.

129
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Ready?
Mm-hm.

130
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Wow.

131
00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,303
Wow.

132
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Yeah, right?
Wow.

133
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Needs a bit of work,
huh?

134
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,810
Oh, we'll fix
this place up in no time.

135
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,344
And a year from now,

136
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people are gonna be lining up
around the barn

137
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to stay here at night.

138
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You'll see.

139
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Yeah?

140
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BILL:
Yeah, of course.

141
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You could even have
your self-help seminars here.

142
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CAROL: Yeah.
BILL: Just think,

143
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your concept of Happy Vision.

144
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CAROL:
Lucas, don't stay out too long.

145
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[♪♪♪]

146
00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,074
[LOUD CLATTERING]

147
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,659
[CLATTERING]

148
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:30,764
And that is my
great-great-grandfather.

149
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,166
When he was only 18,

150
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,934
he said goodbye to his family

151
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,936
and hopped on a boat to America.

152
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,173
He swore he'd come back,

153
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,374
but he never did.

154
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,079
But here you are.

155
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,750
Here we are,

156
00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:52,653
as a family,
in our new home.

157
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,923
You know, I just hope
that your kids get used to it.

158
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,392
And that Lucas
finally finds a friend.

159
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,961
[PANTING]

160
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,666
And us, here together.

161
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,169
Me as their mom.

162
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:12,439
Hey, you've been their mother
for years. They love you.

163
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,843
I don't know, I just feel like
ever since we got married...

164
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,146
it's like Nora
really resents me.

165
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,214
LUCAS:
You guys!

166
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,951
[BREATHLESSLY]
There's something in the barn.

167
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,186
What do you mean,
"something"?

168
00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,221
I don't know,
but it's something.

169
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,291
Oh, well, it's probably
just the wood.

170
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:32,927
Old buildings,
they creak and groan.

171
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:36,931
BILL:
Yeah, that's just how it's
gonna be now, living out here.

172
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,099
Hey, you wanna do
something fun tonight?

173
00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:40,801
Sure.

174
00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:44,772
Should we do what all Norwegians
do this time of year?

175
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:45,839
Yeah.

176
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,076
BILL:
For thousands of years,

177
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:52,179
Norwegians have come out

178
00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:54,448
on winter evenings

179
00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,985
to marvel at the sight
of the great Northern Lights.

180
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,290
I can't see shit.

181
00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:04,626
Language.

182
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,994
I'm cold.
Can we go inside?

183
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,096
Okay, while we wait
for the sky to clear up,

184
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,931
why don't we have more
of that glögg?

185
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,233
That'll warm you up, huh?

186
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,805
Maybe we should
call it a night.

187
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,240
No, no.

188
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,509
You guys want to go to bed?
Yeah.

189
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,877
You're gonna miss
the Northern Lights.

190
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,213
Okay.
Whatever.

191
00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,148
[SIGHS]

192
00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:35,856
Hey, you know, maybe you should
give them a bit of space.

193
00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:38,859
This is a big change.

194
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,128
For all of us.

195
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:43,197
[♪♪♪]

196
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,182
[♪♪♪]

197
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,184
[GASPS]

198
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,223
[♪♪♪]

199
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,298
Look at this, huh?

200
00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,300
We got everything
we need here.

201
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:22,970
A ski shop,
bakery.

202
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,938
CAROL:
Another ski shop.

203
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,775
BILL:
Wonderful.

204
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:27,776
CAROL:
So great.

205
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,009
[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

206
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:31,879
Oh! Watch out.
That looks fun, huh?

207
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,152
Can we go inside?
It's fucking freezing.

208
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,421
Hey, don't use
the F word.

209
00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:42,856
You're right.
I'm sorry.

210
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,193
It's
fucking cold.

211
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,028
She's not wrong,
I mean, it is cold.

212
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:52,232
Why don't we go in here and
grab a little Norwegian treat?

213
00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:54,168
Don't stay out here long,
Lucas.

214
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,437
Hey,
how are you doing?

215
00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:01,275
Hi. Hello.

216
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,077
BILL:
This looks cozy, huh?

217
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,350
CAROL:
Hi.

218
00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:11,085
I love your onesie.

219
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,153
Suits you.

220
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,189
Are you the family

221
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,591
that's taking over
the Nordheim farm?

222
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:19,126
Yeah, that's us.
Eric was my uncle.

223
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,396
I inherited the farm
after he passed away.

224
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,265
[CLEARS THROAT]

225
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,468
CAROL:
Yeah, and now
we're moving here.

226
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,409
So these are
the happiest people on Earth.

227
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:37,411
[GATE BELLS CHIME]

228
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,480
[♪♪♪]

229
00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:03,937
[GASPS]

230
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,540
[IN NORWEGIAN]

231
00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:08,275
What?

232
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,545
[LOUDER]

233
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,280
I'm American.

234
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,048
[IN ENGLISH]
Oh, sorry. Heh.

235
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,918
That's a <i>fjøsnisse.</i>

236
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,655
I guess you can call it
a barn elf.

237
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,423
Are they real?

238
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,225
What do you mean?

239
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,961
Like, do they exist?

240
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:30,964
Yes.

241
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,101
Are they good or bad?

242
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,336
If you treat
the barn elf nice,

243
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,473
he will be good to you
and help look after the farm.

244
00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,275
But if you make him angry,

245
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:45,479
he will do whatever it takes
to get rid of you.

246
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:47,181
I've read tales, actually,

247
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,384
about the barn elf
breaking the necks on the cows,

248
00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:54,321
and just shoving their carcasses
into milk containers.

249
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:56,223
Um...

250
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,861
You know that
old dilapidated barn?

251
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,329
We're turning it
into a hotel.

252
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:05,700
It's a little bit rough,
but you get the idea.

253
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,001
[CLEARS THROAT]

254
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:12,206
Get back to nature
with Nordheim Forest Glade.

255
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,308
Our barn is your home.
CAROL: Mm-hm.

256
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,911
Briefly.
CAROL: Eco-friendly.

257
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:22,049
BILL:
Have you ever heard of
Airbnb? Or Vrbo? HomeAway?

258
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,585
He's digesting it.
Yeah.

259
00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:25,352
It takes a second.

260
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:26,888
LUCAS:
<i>How do you make him angry?</i>

261
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,490
Well, it depends. First off,

262
00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:33,994
the barn elf is very, very
old-fashioned and traditional,

263
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,396
so he hates
changes to the farm.

264
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:38,065
Okay.
Secondly,

265
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:42,302
he doesn't like bright,
artificial light, you know,

266
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,204
and he hates loud noises.

267
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:47,341
So don't take him to a rave
party, to put it that way.

268
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,743
Okay.

269
00:16:48,977 --> 00:16:50,244
Lucas?

270
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,347
Oh, Lucas,
get away from that man.

271
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,749
Hey, Mom.
Hi.

272
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:56,483
I hope he hasn't
been bothering you.

273
00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:58,385
No, no, no.
He's not bothering me.

274
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,488
I'm just surprised
to see a visitor here.

275
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,190
Or a visitor at all.

276
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:07,094
We don't get any visitors
here at all.

277
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,462
It's very cozy.

278
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,331
Yes. I guess you are here
on the vacation?

279
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,467
Oh, no, no, no.

280
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,503
We actually just moved here.
Oh?

281
00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:18,740
To the-- You know
the Nordheim farm?

282
00:17:19,707 --> 00:17:20,575
You know it?

283
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,545
To the Nordheim farm?
Yeah.

284
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,179
Yeah, yes,
I know it. Yes.

285
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,248
Bye.

286
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,717
Okay, honey, let's go.

287
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,287
[WIND GUSTING]

288
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,296
[♪♪♪]

289
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:51,739
Hello?

290
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,817
[INDISTINCT MUTTERING]

291
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,665
[CLATTERING]

292
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,437
Hello?

293
00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:37,552
[GRUMBLES]

294
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,321
Oh, right. Sorry.

295
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,898
Whoa.

296
00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:57,739
Don't be afraid.

297
00:19:01,776 --> 00:19:02,644
[♪♪♪]

298
00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:03,711
[GASPS]

299
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,688
[GRUNTING]

300
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,827
You want a cookie?

301
00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:22,530
Hm.

302
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,844
[GRUNTS]

303
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,814
[SNIFFING]

304
00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,754
[MUNCHING LOUDLY]

305
00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:50,257
You really like that,
don't you?

306
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,364
My name's Lucas.

307
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,168
And those other people,
they're my family.

308
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,670
And we all promise
to keep you safe.

309
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:05,840
I promise.

310
00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:10,377
[STOMACH GROWLING]

311
00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:14,949
Oh. Oh, oh.

312
00:20:17,652 --> 00:20:18,686
Want another one?

313
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,589
[GRUNTS]

314
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:23,658
[GASPS]
[YELPS]

315
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,935
<i>Are there any beaches?</i>

316
00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:34,936
No.

317
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,338
<i>Do they play softball?</i>

318
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,843
No.

319
00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:43,778
<i>So, what is there?</i>

320
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,379
Just snow.

321
00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:47,949
[SCOFFS]

322
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,551
I miss you.

323
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:52,687
[GRUNTS, SOBS]
This really sucks.

324
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,559
Jess?

325
00:20:58,693 --> 00:20:59,694
<i>[DISTORTED,</i>
<i>INDISCERNIBLE SPEECH]</i>

326
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:00,795
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

327
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:01,896
Jess!

328
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:05,633
[SIGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]

329
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,605
Heard of knocking?
Sorry.

330
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,812
I know you're going through
a tough time right now,

331
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,014
but you know
what can really help?

332
00:21:20,248 --> 00:21:23,416
It's something
I like to call Happy Vision.

333
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,484
Oh, my God.

334
00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:25,753
Are you seriously doing

335
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,420
your life-coaching on me
right now?

336
00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:31,259
My tools have helped
a lot of people.

337
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,494
If you envision something
that makes you really happy,

338
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:35,663
it can come true.

339
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:39,033
My friends are my life.

340
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:42,670
How am I supposed to visualize
them into existence, huh?

341
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:50,845
Norway will grow on you.

342
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:55,315
The only thing that'll grow
on me here is icicles.

343
00:21:56,617 --> 00:21:57,652
Good talk.

344
00:21:57,785 --> 00:21:59,720
[♪♪♪]

345
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:08,296
<i>[IN NORWEGIAN]</i>

346
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,898
[IN NORWEGIAN]

347
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,433
[IN ENGLISH]
Okay.

348
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:17,672
[IN NORWEGIAN]

349
00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:19,439
Morning.
[IN ENGLISH] Good morning.

350
00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:21,742
How is the Norwegian
coming along?

351
00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:23,845
Great. You know,
I'm practically fluent.

352
00:22:23,978 --> 00:22:25,313
Sounding great.

353
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,081
Yeah, I'm picking it up
pretty easy.

354
00:22:27,315 --> 00:22:28,316
Amazing.

355
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,750
You know, I really hope

356
00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:32,485
Nora and Lucas
make some new friends.

357
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,956
They must miss
their old friends a lot.

358
00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:37,058
I'm sure they'll make friends
in no time.

359
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:40,328
Hm. I don't know.

360
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,897
I feel like these Norwegians
are really hard to connect with.

361
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,431
My grandpa used to say:

362
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:47,500
"Norwegians have an ice wall
around their hearts.

363
00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:49,537
But if you can manage
to melt it,

364
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,572
you have a friend for life."

365
00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:52,907
Hm.

366
00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:58,478
Maybe we could
invite the neighbors over.

367
00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:00,147
We could throw a party?

368
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,616
Yeah.
Yeah.

369
00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:03,450
Show them good old
American hospitality.

370
00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,319
That might thaw
their frozen hearts.

371
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,754
That's a great idea.

372
00:23:08,022 --> 00:23:10,992
Why don't we throw the party
at the barn?

373
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,560
Perfect.

374
00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,494
Yay!
I love it.

375
00:23:14,629 --> 00:23:16,697
Great.
Okay.

376
00:23:16,831 --> 00:23:19,533
I'm gonna clear the snow.
It's not gonna clear itself.

377
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,508
[CLEARS THROAT]

378
00:23:27,642 --> 00:23:28,576
Oh, yeah.

379
00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:31,946
[♪♪♪]

380
00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:43,591
It cleared itself.

381
00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:46,994
Hm? Maybe
it's a public service

382
00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:48,562
they provide in Norway.

383
00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:50,564
Right.

384
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:53,500
And now you see how social
democracy works, Lucas.

385
00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:55,903
You pay your taxes
and they fix stuff for you.

386
00:23:56,037 --> 00:23:57,470
Gotta love Norway.

387
00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:04,545
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]

388
00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:13,654
[DOOR CREAKING]

389
00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:14,822
[DOOR CLOSES]

390
00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:16,456
[ELF GRUNTS]

391
00:24:31,505 --> 00:24:33,240
[♪♪♪]

392
00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:43,584
Thanks for clearing
the snow.

393
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,086
That was very kind of you.

394
00:24:49,657 --> 00:24:50,691
Oh!

395
00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,702
[GRUNTS]

396
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:07,842
Thank you.

397
00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:10,778
[GRUNTS]

398
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,615
[LOUD KNOCKS ON DOOR]
[GASPS]

399
00:25:17,251 --> 00:25:18,719
Who are you talking to?

400
00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:21,088
An elf.

401
00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:23,457
He was here.
Right.

402
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:24,959
Where'd he go?

403
00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:28,029
["HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS"
PLAYING]

404
00:25:33,801 --> 00:25:35,102
Got it.

405
00:25:35,236 --> 00:25:36,937
<i>♪ Have a holly jolly</i>
<i>Christmas ♪</i>

406
00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:38,906
Come on,
throw it like you mean it!

407
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,041
[CHEERS]

408
00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:41,709
Christmas party
in the barn.

409
00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:44,211
Christmas in our barn.
Please come.

410
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,282
Do you want to play
a game or something?

411
00:25:48,517 --> 00:25:52,253
I'm sorry. I'm just
super busy right now.

412
00:25:54,855 --> 00:25:57,526
NORA:
You know,
we could just buy a tree

413
00:25:57,658 --> 00:25:59,026
like normal people.

414
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,895
BILL:
No, no, illegally
cutting down your own tree

415
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:03,097
is a rich
Norwegian Christmas tradition.

416
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,032
Just pick one!

417
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,768
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]

418
00:26:07,902 --> 00:26:11,072
<i>♪ Somebody waits for you ♪</i>

419
00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:14,175
<i>♪ Kiss her once for me ♪</i>

420
00:26:14,308 --> 00:26:15,776
Yeah! Hit it!

421
00:26:16,877 --> 00:26:18,145
Whoa.

422
00:26:18,279 --> 00:26:21,115
<i>♪ And in case</i>
<i>You didn't hear ♪</i>

423
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,584
[GRUNTING]
Come on.

424
00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:24,652
Nope.

425
00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:25,719
[GRUNTS]

426
00:26:25,853 --> 00:26:27,121
I give up.

427
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:29,123
How do those lumberjacks do it?

428
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:32,026
I brought you
some more cookies. Enjoy.

429
00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:33,994
[GRUNTS]

430
00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:39,700
<i>♪ Oh, by golly</i>
<i>Have a holly jolly ♪</i>

431
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,669
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

432
00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:42,937
Losing my mind.

433
00:26:43,070 --> 00:26:46,707
<i>♪ This year ♪</i>

434
00:26:50,177 --> 00:26:52,179
Just a little
finishing touch.

435
00:26:53,314 --> 00:26:54,648
There you go.
[GRUNTING]

436
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,885
Come on,
buddy!

437
00:26:59,086 --> 00:27:01,956
What's going on?
There he is.

438
00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:03,891
Got a little
surprise for you.

439
00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:05,159
Three.

440
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,728
[GROANS]
Two.

441
00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:09,663
One!

442
00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:11,098
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

443
00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:13,568
[YELLS]

444
00:27:13,701 --> 00:27:15,236
LUCAS:
No!

445
00:27:15,369 --> 00:27:17,204
[ELECTRICITY HUMMING]

446
00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:18,372
Oh!

447
00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:19,608
Stop it.
What are you--?

448
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:20,674
What are you doing?

449
00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:21,675
Hey.
CAROL: No, stop it.

450
00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:24,078
He hates bright lights.

451
00:27:24,211 --> 00:27:26,647
Who?
The barn elf.

452
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,649
The barn elf?

453
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:32,587
Oh, it was part of
that exhibition at the museum.

454
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,190
Yeah, he's real.
And he lives right there.

455
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,993
And if we treat him well,
he'll treat us well.

456
00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,028
And he hates this stuff.

457
00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:43,831
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
He hates decorations?

458
00:27:43,964 --> 00:27:48,035
No, he hates lights, he hates
changes, he hates loud noises.

459
00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:49,870
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho!</i>

460
00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:51,906
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>
Hah?

461
00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:54,576
Motion-activated!

462
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:55,943
Every time.
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho!</i>

463
00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:58,012
Works every time.
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>

464
00:27:58,145 --> 00:28:00,281
What do you think, Nora?
It's just like being at home.

465
00:28:00,414 --> 00:28:02,783
It's not so bad.
Yay!

466
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,084
BILL:
That's my girl.

467
00:28:04,952 --> 00:28:06,621
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho!</i>

468
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:09,056
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>

469
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:11,626
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho!</i>
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>

470
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:13,595
BILL:
You can wave
anything in front of it.

471
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,729
Come try!
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho!</i>

472
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,231
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>
[ELF SNARLS]

473
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,300
[♪♪♪]

474
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:40,287
SANTA DECORATION:
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!</i>

475
00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,325
[♪♪♪]

476
00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:58,772
Ah...

477
00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:06,914
No, no.

478
00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:11,352
Why? What happened?

479
00:29:12,453 --> 00:29:13,454
What happened?

480
00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:15,889
Where's Santa?

481
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,392
They took Santa!

482
00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:22,062
Dad, I'm so sorry.

483
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:28,902
SANTA DECORATION [DISTORTED]:
<i>Ho-ho-ho-ho!</i>
Santa?

484
00:29:29,036 --> 00:29:35,909
<i>Merry Christmas!</i>
Santa?

485
00:29:36,043 --> 00:29:37,177
They killed him.

486
00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:51,760
[DECORATIONS CLATTER]

487
00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:54,295
So, what do you think
happened, officer?

488
00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:56,130
Probably some kids,
you know?

489
00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:58,899
The youth club closed,
so they're bored.

490
00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:01,201
Mm.
Yeah.

491
00:30:01,335 --> 00:30:03,304
So, what are you
gonna do about it?

492
00:30:03,437 --> 00:30:06,206
Yeah, what are you gonna
do about it?

493
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,108
I mean,
kids will be kids, right?

494
00:30:08,242 --> 00:30:09,176
Yeah.

495
00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:16,083
[SCOFFs]
No, I mean, what are <i>you</i>
going to <i>do</i> about it?

496
00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:17,719
Oh, yeah.

497
00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:19,987
I'm going to swipe
this area for fingerprints,

498
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,222
and then I'll call
the forensics, and...

499
00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,258
[CHUCKLES]

500
00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:27,861
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I will look into it though.

501
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,096
Okay, great.
Hey.

502
00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:31,766
Thank you so much.
No problem.

503
00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:33,967
We're in good hands.
You know what?

504
00:30:34,101 --> 00:30:37,371
It could be the moose,
coming back for revenge.

505
00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:39,973
[ENGINE STARTS]

506
00:30:40,107 --> 00:30:42,042
[LAUGHING]

507
00:30:43,377 --> 00:30:45,012
You just let her go.

508
00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:47,348
Huh?
Why?

509
00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:49,917
She said she's gonna handle it.
She's gonna look into it.

510
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,754
That means "do nothing."
No.

511
00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:55,989
Hey, you're in Norway now,
okay?

512
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:59,293
Nothing bad
ever happens here.

513
00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:01,362
[♪♪♪]

514
00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:04,198
[ITEMS CLATTER]

515
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,302
That looks good. Hm?

516
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,403
Yeah.

517
00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:10,904
Can't wait for
our neighbors to see

518
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,306
all this hard work
we're putting in.

519
00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:13,808
[SIGHS]

520
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:17,779
What's wrong?
What if nobody comes?

521
00:31:17,911 --> 00:31:19,614
What if we can't
make new friends here?

522
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,615
Hey.

523
00:31:22,617 --> 00:31:23,917
Happy Vision.

524
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,086
You remember four years ago,

525
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,021
when I met you at your seminar?

526
00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:32,192
I was really struggling.
I was at the end of my rope.

527
00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:33,795
You gave me the tools

528
00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:35,929
to deal with the most
difficult time in my life.

529
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:39,066
That seminar completely
changed my life.

530
00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:41,402
In many ways.

531
00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:42,637
You're right.

532
00:31:42,871 --> 00:31:43,872
Happy Vision.

533
00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:45,372
Hey, there she is.
[CHUCKLES]

534
00:31:45,507 --> 00:31:48,008
You put positive energy out
and you will attract--

535
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:49,243
[SCREAMS]
Oh, my God!

536
00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:51,513
[CRASH INSIDE BARN]

537
00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:57,317
CAROL: Anything broken?
No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

538
00:31:57,451 --> 00:32:00,421
I must've dislodged it
when I was moving boxes.

539
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:03,257
We gotta go. The guests
will be here in five hours,

540
00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:05,259
and we have to check
if you have a concussion.

541
00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:06,326
BILL:
Okay.

542
00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,367
How could you do that?

543
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,169
You almost killed
my dad.

544
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:16,236
[GROANS]

545
00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:18,205
I thought we were friends.

546
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,008
[GRUMBLING]

547
00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:24,011
[♪♪♪]

548
00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:29,383
[WIND HOWLS]

549
00:32:39,226 --> 00:32:40,227
[GASPS]

550
00:33:04,519 --> 00:33:05,587
[SIGHS]

551
00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:12,292
[PIANO CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]

552
00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:17,030
[MAN COUGHING]

553
00:33:27,976 --> 00:33:29,443
[CLEARS THROAT]

554
00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:32,312
[IN NORWEGIAN]

555
00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:46,426
Um, okay, let's eat!

556
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,763
[IN ENGLISH] Dig in. Yeah.
Yeah.

557
00:33:48,997 --> 00:33:50,598
BILL:
I think that went pretty well.

558
00:33:50,732 --> 00:33:51,799
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

559
00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:57,772
Use your knife, sweetie.

560
00:33:58,006 --> 00:34:00,207
Why is nobody talking?

561
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,142
They just need to warm up.

562
00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:05,747
Okay.

563
00:34:06,614 --> 00:34:08,448
[♪♪♪]

564
00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:14,421
[IN NORWEGIAN]

565
00:34:14,556 --> 00:34:16,490
<i>[MAN SINGING IN NORWEGIAN]</i>

566
00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:20,093
[MUSIC VOLUME DECREASES]

567
00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:22,530
Norwegians are
so friendly, huh?

568
00:34:22,664 --> 00:34:25,299
They just needed alcohol.
Lots of it.

569
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:27,200
Who knew?
Yeah. Cheers!

570
00:34:30,738 --> 00:34:32,674
[SNARLING]

571
00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:41,516
<i>♪ ...killed Rudolph</i>
<i>This Christmas ♪</i>

572
00:34:41,649 --> 00:34:44,151
Your mom lets you
drink wine?

573
00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:47,421
Yeah, she says I'll get
my hands on alcohol anyway,

574
00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:50,825
so she'd just rather
I drink something safe.

575
00:34:51,059 --> 00:34:52,225
[CHUCKLES, GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]

576
00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:56,030
I got you, Bill. Billy.

577
00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:58,098
Wasn't expecting the hug.
Ah.

578
00:34:58,231 --> 00:34:59,667
It's very Norwegian.

579
00:34:59,801 --> 00:35:01,201
A hug?
Yeah.

580
00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:02,503
We do that too.

581
00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:04,739
You want some?
Sure.

582
00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:09,242
This, I brew myself.
Oh. Right.

583
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:12,013
Don't go near an open flame
after you drink this stuff,

584
00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:13,581
I tell you that.

585
00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:15,683
Maybe I don't drink it.
You drink it.

586
00:35:15,817 --> 00:35:19,721
And so I pictured
this happy life in Norway,

587
00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:21,154
and here we are.

588
00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,290
And we'll make it happen.
Yeah.

589
00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:25,258
Eventually.
You are so brave.

590
00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:26,460
Thank you.

591
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:29,196
I've always wanted to be
an American.

592
00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:30,865
I have a question.
Yeah.

593
00:35:31,099 --> 00:35:33,233
Have you ever been chased
by the cops?

594
00:35:33,367 --> 00:35:34,234
No.

595
00:35:34,368 --> 00:35:35,703
You know, like a car chase

596
00:35:35,837 --> 00:35:39,040
or a foot chase or, like,
an escalator. Whatever.

597
00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:41,208
Why did you move
to Norway?

598
00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:42,275
I don't know.

599
00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:46,648
I guess my dad
just thought that, um,

600
00:35:46,781 --> 00:35:48,415
if we moved somewhere else,

601
00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:52,687
we would just magically become
this big, happy family.

602
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,488
I have to admit,
it hasn't been easy.

603
00:35:54,622 --> 00:35:55,690
Mm-hm. Yeah.

604
00:35:55,823 --> 00:35:59,292
And all the rumors
and everything.

605
00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:00,628
Rumors?

606
00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:02,295
About the farm.

607
00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:03,665
That it's haunted.

608
00:36:05,198 --> 00:36:06,266
Very terrible.

609
00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:11,271
<i>♪ This ain't good ♪</i>

610
00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:13,741
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GLASSES CLANKING]

611
00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:16,410
[BOTH LAUGHING]

612
00:36:16,544 --> 00:36:17,612
Hi.

613
00:36:20,882 --> 00:36:22,416
Can you give us a minute?

614
00:36:23,584 --> 00:36:25,119
Okay.
CAROL: Thank you.

615
00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:26,453
[GIGGLING]
See you later.

616
00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:30,124
Is that wine?

617
00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,959
Mm. Mm-mm.
Oh.

618
00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:39,199
I know
what you're going through.

619
00:36:39,332 --> 00:36:43,571
You know,
moving can be so hard.

620
00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:47,207
[GLASS BREAKS]

621
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:52,580
Raymond,
can I ask a huge favor?

622
00:36:52,714 --> 00:36:55,650
You want me to be Santa
on Christmas Eve, right?

623
00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:56,918
Yeah.

624
00:36:57,185 --> 00:36:58,318
Yes!

625
00:36:58,452 --> 00:37:00,755
I love being Santa
on Christmas Eve.

626
00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:03,223
Great.

627
00:37:03,356 --> 00:37:04,792
I'm usually alone
on Christmas anyway,

628
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:07,260
so I have
nothing else to do.

629
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:10,665
I mean, how do you even
make friends at my age?

630
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:13,233
You are so lucky.
[ELF SNARLING]

631
00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:16,236
It's so much easier
when you're young

632
00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,606
and gravity
hasn't taken over.

633
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,273
[NORA VOMITING, COUGHING]
Oh!

634
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,176
[GURGLED GRUNTING]
Are you okay?

635
00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:23,243
[RETCHES, COUGHING]

636
00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:24,579
[GROANS]

637
00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:26,446
[GRUNTS]

638
00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:29,984
[MUSIC STOPS]
The party's over!

639
00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:32,186
[GUESTS GROAN]

640
00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:34,354
LUCAS: Please stop.
[GRUNTS]

641
00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:35,790
You're making the elf mad.

642
00:37:35,923 --> 00:37:37,158
BILL:
Lucas.

643
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,226
RAYMOND:
Quiet, everyone!

644
00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:39,259
[SNIFFS]

645
00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:40,327
[RAYMOND MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

646
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,596
Are you kidding me?

647
00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:44,632
CAROL:
I can't believe this.

648
00:37:44,766 --> 00:37:46,834
I mean,
you're not even 21.

649
00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:48,503
[GROANS]

650
00:37:50,872 --> 00:37:51,739
What?

651
00:37:51,873 --> 00:37:54,041
[STOMPING SLOWLY]

652
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:55,308
You're grounded.

653
00:37:56,944 --> 00:37:58,579
I'm already grounded!

654
00:37:58,713 --> 00:38:01,849
We're all
fucking grounded anyway!

655
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:05,418
Well, then
your phone is confiscated.

656
00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:07,655
Until January.

657
00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:10,658
You're a monster.

658
00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:13,661
[GRUNTS]

659
00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:15,797
What?

660
00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:18,699
She's your daughter.
Yeah?

661
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,902
Why don't <i>you</i> say something?

662
00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:22,435
Yeah.

663
00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:26,774
I agree with Carol,
your mother. Stepmother.

664
00:38:26,908 --> 00:38:28,075
[DOOR SLAMS]

665
00:38:31,946 --> 00:38:34,048
Hey. Um...

666
00:38:34,282 --> 00:38:35,082
[SIGHS]

667
00:38:36,951 --> 00:38:41,388
You know, Lucas, the things
I told you about at the museum,

668
00:38:41,522 --> 00:38:43,257
about the barn elves...

669
00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:46,093
You see, barn elves,

670
00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:47,829
they aren't actually--

671
00:38:47,962 --> 00:38:52,066
They're making the elf mad,
and no one will listen to me.

672
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,466
You have to help me.

673
00:38:57,972 --> 00:39:01,542
Well, if it's like
you say, Lucas,

674
00:39:01,676 --> 00:39:05,345
then there's only one thing
you can do.

675
00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:07,682
What's that?
On Christmas Eve,

676
00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:11,786
you must place
a bowl of porridge in the barn.

677
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,956
Porridge?

678
00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:17,357
Yes, it's a food.

679
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:19,861
Porridge. You make it
out of different grains.

680
00:39:19,994 --> 00:39:22,462
Oat, wheat, corn, rice.

681
00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:24,899
And you cook it in milk
and water. Porridge.

682
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,268
I'm surprised you don't
know what porridge is.

683
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,971
I know what porridge is.
Yeah, now you do.

684
00:39:30,104 --> 00:39:31,539
Because I explained it
to you.

685
00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:34,508
Anyway,
so on Christmas Eve,

686
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:37,311
you make a bowl
of rice porridge.

687
00:39:37,444 --> 00:39:38,512
Okay?
Okay.

688
00:39:38,646 --> 00:39:40,615
And you put cinnamon
on top of it

689
00:39:40,748 --> 00:39:43,317
and a bit of butter
in the middle.
Mm-hm.

690
00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:45,686
And you place it
out in the barn.
Okay.

691
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,855
Okay? You see,
this is an ancient ritual.

692
00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:52,526
A sacred peace offering
between humans and elves.

693
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:54,996
Would this make the elf happy?
Absolutely.

694
00:39:55,129 --> 00:39:58,532
As long as the elf gets
his porridge, all will be well.

695
00:40:00,534 --> 00:40:01,836
Okay.
Good.

696
00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:05,072
And now you also know what
porridge is. That's a bonus.

697
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:11,979
[♪♪♪]

698
00:40:16,951 --> 00:40:18,853
[GRUMBLING]

699
00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:24,725
[LOUD CLATTERING]

700
00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:25,793
[GASPS]

701
00:40:26,794 --> 00:40:28,729
[CLATTERING CONTINUES]

702
00:40:37,171 --> 00:40:38,105
Call the police.

703
00:40:39,707 --> 00:40:40,975
Okay. Be careful.

704
00:40:41,108 --> 00:40:42,442
Uh-huh.

705
00:40:50,651 --> 00:40:52,586
[DISH SHATTERS]

706
00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:57,124
[GASPS]

707
00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:01,862
[TWO DISHES SHATTER]

708
00:41:12,974 --> 00:41:14,474
What the heck?

709
00:41:21,782 --> 00:41:23,818
[ELF GRUNTING]
Huh?

710
00:41:53,581 --> 00:41:54,682
[CRUNCH]
Ugh! Ow!

711
00:41:54,815 --> 00:41:57,151
[SCREAMS]

712
00:41:58,119 --> 00:41:58,986
Bill?

713
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,055
[♪♪♪]

714
00:42:01,889 --> 00:42:02,857
Bill.

715
00:42:23,044 --> 00:42:24,612
[METALLIC THUD]

716
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:34,989
Okay.

717
00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:37,792
Okay. Okay.

718
00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,772
[FOOTSTEPS]

719
00:42:58,646 --> 00:42:59,580
CAROL:
Hello?

720
00:43:05,986 --> 00:43:06,887
[YELPS]

721
00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:07,888
LUCAS:
Mom?

722
00:43:08,022 --> 00:43:09,490
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

723
00:43:09,623 --> 00:43:10,825
Oh, my God.

724
00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:20,801
Wow. That's some party
you've had here...

725
00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:24,371
that would be nice
to have been invited to.

726
00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:25,806
I'm just kidding.

727
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:28,742
But it's easy to go
a bit overboard

728
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,911
with the alcohol
during Christmas times.

729
00:43:31,045 --> 00:43:33,047
I've been there.
We've all been there.

730
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,715
Sure.
We're sober.

731
00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:36,383
Mm-hm.

732
00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:39,053
Are you actually gonna do
some police work this time?

733
00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:44,125
You know,
it could be a fox.

734
00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:45,926
A fox?
Yes.

735
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:49,864
If the window was open and
you had a lot of food around,

736
00:43:49,997 --> 00:43:52,032
it could be.
In the house?

737
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,801
You have Fox News,
don't you?

738
00:43:53,934 --> 00:43:54,935
[CHUCKLES]

739
00:43:55,069 --> 00:43:58,038
Or it could have been
the ghost.

740
00:43:58,172 --> 00:44:00,141
Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be joking about that.

741
00:44:00,274 --> 00:44:01,242
Yes.
I'm so sorry.

742
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,611
Thank you
for your time.

743
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:03,911
We'll keep
all the windows closed.

744
00:44:04,044 --> 00:44:05,012
Do that, okay?

745
00:44:05,146 --> 00:44:06,814
And have
a peaceful Christmas.

746
00:44:06,947 --> 00:44:09,683
Go easy on the booze because
of the kids and... Yeah.

747
00:44:09,817 --> 00:44:11,719
You know, all that.

748
00:44:11,852 --> 00:44:14,955
Absolutely. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

749
00:44:15,089 --> 00:44:17,858
And don't drink and drive!
Okay.

750
00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:19,426
Thank you.
[DOOR CLOSES]

751
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:20,961
A fox, huh?

752
00:44:21,095 --> 00:44:23,598
That puts my mind at rest.
How about you?

753
00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:24,665
[KISSES]

754
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,309
Bill?
Yeah?

755
00:44:37,278 --> 00:44:39,747
Why do people think
the barn is haunted?

756
00:44:44,818 --> 00:44:45,886
BILL:
Lutefisk.

757
00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:52,459
You told me
your uncle died after a fall.

758
00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:53,727
Is that true?

759
00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:00,000
Yeah. Yes.

760
00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:02,436
[SIGHS]
What happened?

761
00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:05,472
Okay.

762
00:45:06,807 --> 00:45:07,741
Okay.

763
00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:11,111
According to
the police report...

764
00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:12,947
Mm-hm.

765
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,748
...he was on the second floor
of the barn...

766
00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:16,784
Mm-hm.
...and he fell out of a window.

767
00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:17,985
Hm.

768
00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:21,989
[CLICKS TONGUE]
And accidentally

769
00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:24,325
caught himself on fire.

770
00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,460
What?

771
00:45:26,695 --> 00:45:31,031
He was trying to burn
the barn down, they think.

772
00:45:31,165 --> 00:45:33,635
Why would he want
to burn down the barn?

773
00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:34,868
I... I don't know.

774
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,904
He was old and senile.

775
00:45:37,037 --> 00:45:39,039
They don't have therapy here.

776
00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:41,208
Why didn't you tell me?

777
00:45:41,342 --> 00:45:43,844
I was a little worried
about how you'd react.

778
00:45:43,978 --> 00:45:45,714
Look, it's nothing
to get worked up over.
[SIGHS]

779
00:45:45,846 --> 00:45:47,915
It was just
a bizarre accident.

780
00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:50,884
All I know is that it's been
one thing after another

781
00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,119
ever since we got here.

782
00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:53,354
You can't be saying

783
00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:56,257
that you think
my uncle is haunting us?

784
00:45:56,390 --> 00:45:59,293
We should never have come here.
Calm down.

785
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:02,229
Don't get worked up
over nothing.
Nothing?

786
00:46:03,497 --> 00:46:06,934
I gave up everything
to be here.

787
00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:09,136
My friends, my career.

788
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:11,839
I am worried
about the children, Bill.

789
00:46:11,972 --> 00:46:14,108
Hey, they're fine.

790
00:46:14,241 --> 00:46:17,144
I know they'll adapt.

791
00:46:18,178 --> 00:46:20,147
I'm their father.

792
00:46:20,281 --> 00:46:21,882
[CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMING]
Right.

793
00:46:22,016 --> 00:46:24,084
And I'm just
the evil stepmom.

794
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,322
That's not--
Those aren't my words.

795
00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:30,291
I didn't mean it that way.

796
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:33,127
Carol.

797
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,037
[♪♪♪]

798
00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:46,173
[HUMMING "DECK THE HALLS"]

799
00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:00,921
[ELF GROWLING]

800
00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:06,226
NORA:
Ugh! What is that smell?

801
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,861
Dinner
is served.

802
00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:09,196
Here we are.

803
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:11,265
For you, ladies.
[COUGHS]

804
00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:14,769
Okay.
Uh... What the fuck is that?

805
00:47:14,902 --> 00:47:15,836
Language.

806
00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,906
It is lutefisk.

807
00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:22,409
It is a traditional
Norwegian holiday dish.

808
00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:25,814
It's stockfish
aged in lye for many days.

809
00:47:25,946 --> 00:47:30,317
That's why the odor
is so delicious and abundant.

810
00:47:32,286 --> 00:47:33,788
Old fish Jell-O?

811
00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:35,989
No. I mean...

812
00:47:36,123 --> 00:47:39,259
Uh, no, I'm not touching that.
That's not...

813
00:47:39,393 --> 00:47:40,361
Not happening.

814
00:47:42,062 --> 00:47:44,532
It's okay. We can enjoy it
without her.

815
00:47:46,967 --> 00:47:48,035
[GRUNTS]

816
00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:52,039
It's okay.

817
00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:57,812
Don't read at the table.
Or what?

818
00:47:57,945 --> 00:48:01,048
What more could you possibly do
to punish me?

819
00:48:02,617 --> 00:48:04,184
It's okay.

820
00:48:04,318 --> 00:48:05,486
Everybody dig in.

821
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:08,322
Hmm? Give it a try.

822
00:48:08,455 --> 00:48:11,191
You don't know
till you try. Hm?

823
00:48:14,361 --> 00:48:15,530
[SPITS, COUGHS]

824
00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:17,998
BILL:
What's that...?

825
00:48:23,103 --> 00:48:25,472
[GROANS]
Good, huh, buddy?

826
00:48:27,341 --> 00:48:28,643
[GULPS]

827
00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:33,648
Ahh, ooh!

828
00:48:33,882 --> 00:48:36,917
Boy, just living
the Norwegian dream, huh?

829
00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:40,287
This is not a dream.

830
00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:42,891
This is hell,
frozen over.

831
00:48:43,056 --> 00:48:44,958
Okay, not in front
of the kids.

832
00:48:45,092 --> 00:48:47,127
[SARCASTICALLY]
Aww...

833
00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:49,096
What happened
to Happy Vision?

834
00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:51,365
BILL:
Yeah, Happy--

835
00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,267
She still has Happy Vision.

836
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,436
Happy Vision is for everyone.
We all...

837
00:48:55,570 --> 00:48:57,971
[SCREAMS]
Fuck Happy Vision!

838
00:48:58,105 --> 00:49:00,040
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

839
00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:09,551
Fuck Happy Vision.
Fuck this stupid house.

840
00:49:09,684 --> 00:49:11,118
Fuck this stupid country.

841
00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:12,119
Fuck it all!

842
00:49:12,252 --> 00:49:13,387
[DOOR SLAMS]

843
00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:20,528
Mm-hm! Hm...

844
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,035
[SPITS]

845
00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:39,714
[GRUNTING]

846
00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:44,485
What are you doing?

847
00:49:49,490 --> 00:49:52,125
I was hungry.
That was for the barn elf.

848
00:49:52,961 --> 00:49:54,027
Whoops.

849
00:49:55,630 --> 00:49:58,265
Well, he would have
loved it.

850
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,467
It was delicious.

851
00:50:01,603 --> 00:50:03,337
That's all the porridge we had.

852
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:05,773
That was our only chance

853
00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:07,341
at having peace with the elf.

854
00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:12,212
Yes, of course. Yeah.

855
00:50:12,346 --> 00:50:14,114
Uh-- Uh-huh. Buddy,

856
00:50:14,248 --> 00:50:17,117
we'll just have to make peace
with the elf another way.

857
00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:19,119
Okay?

858
00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:24,258
[♪♪♪]

859
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,495
I brought you something.

860
00:50:29,597 --> 00:50:31,331
It isn't exactly porridge,

861
00:50:31,465 --> 00:50:34,134
but it's
something special, heh.

862
00:50:36,738 --> 00:50:37,672
It's lutefisk.

863
00:50:40,107 --> 00:50:42,644
It's really, really yummy.

864
00:50:42,777 --> 00:50:43,711
Enjoy.

865
00:50:49,116 --> 00:50:50,317
[DOOR CLOSES]

866
00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,288
[GROANS]

867
00:50:57,224 --> 00:50:59,126
[SNIFFING]

868
00:51:09,037 --> 00:51:11,104
[GRUNTS]

869
00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:15,342
[RETCHES]

870
00:51:15,475 --> 00:51:17,411
[SPITS, COUGHS]

871
00:51:17,545 --> 00:51:19,479
[BURPS, COUGHING]

872
00:51:21,148 --> 00:51:22,517
[GROWLS]

873
00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:28,623
[ROARS]

874
00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:31,726
[GRUNTING]

875
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,395
[♪♪♪]

876
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:42,402
[GROWLING LOUDLY]

877
00:51:42,537 --> 00:51:45,405
RAYMOND:
Hyah! Whoa! Whoa!

878
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:47,474
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

879
00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:51,579
[GROWLS]

880
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:53,848
[ROLLS LIPS]

881
00:51:54,082 --> 00:51:54,816
Whoa!

882
00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:57,652
[GRUNTS]

883
00:51:57,785 --> 00:51:59,319
Ow, ugh.

884
00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:08,763
Lucas?

885
00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:15,536
[IN NORWEGIAN]

886
00:52:19,107 --> 00:52:22,209
Ho, ho, ho!

887
00:52:24,812 --> 00:52:25,780
Where are you going?

888
00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:29,249
Don't you want to go inside

889
00:52:29,383 --> 00:52:30,685
and open some presents?

890
00:52:31,686 --> 00:52:33,420
Lucas, don't be afraid.

891
00:52:33,554 --> 00:52:34,889
It's just Santa Claus.

892
00:52:35,823 --> 00:52:37,692
Ho, ho, ho.

893
00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:43,363
Ah, Lucas, there you are.

894
00:52:44,464 --> 00:52:45,600
Come inside.

895
00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:47,501
[GRUNTS]
Whoa!

896
00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:48,502
[LAUGHS]

897
00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:49,937
What are you doing?

898
00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:52,907
Let's go inside.
It's freezing out here.

899
00:52:53,141 --> 00:52:56,376
Come on, let's go inside
and open some presents.

900
00:52:57,244 --> 00:52:58,378
[GRUNTS]

901
00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:01,115
[LOW GROWL]

902
00:53:01,248 --> 00:53:02,550
Oh, my God.

903
00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:06,453
[WHIMPERS]

904
00:53:06,587 --> 00:53:07,522
Huh?

905
00:53:07,655 --> 00:53:09,423
[CRACKING]
[RAYMOND GULPS]

906
00:53:13,528 --> 00:53:14,696
[RAYMOND SCREAMS]

907
00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:18,766
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]

908
00:53:23,171 --> 00:53:24,906
[TV ANNOUNCER
CONTINUES IN NORWEGIAN]

909
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:36,349
Where is he? Santa should
have been here by now.

910
00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,289
Just gonna get some fresh air.

911
00:53:56,604 --> 00:53:57,638
Huh.

912
00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:00,875
[♪♪♪]

913
00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:03,644
[THUD]

914
00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:09,249
[THUD]

915
00:54:11,919 --> 00:54:12,854
[THUD]

916
00:54:13,621 --> 00:54:14,555
Raymond?

917
00:54:16,224 --> 00:54:16,958
[THUD]

918
00:54:21,896 --> 00:54:22,830
Raymond?

919
00:54:28,335 --> 00:54:29,436
[LIQUID DRIPPING]

920
00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:33,273
Huh?

921
00:54:41,849 --> 00:54:43,951
[♪♪♪]

922
00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:45,987
[WHIMPERS]

923
00:54:49,023 --> 00:54:50,057
We have to go.

924
00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:53,060
Now.
What happened?

925
00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:54,028
BILL:
Just get up.

926
00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:57,464
We have to go now. Let's go!

927
00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:58,866
CAROL: What happened?
BILL: Get in the car!

928
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,502
Go, go, go!
CAROL: Go! Go!

929
00:55:02,637 --> 00:55:04,806
Go, go, go! Get in the car!
Okay!

930
00:55:04,939 --> 00:55:07,208
[♪♪♪]

931
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,376
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

932
00:55:11,712 --> 00:55:12,713
Bill, what is going on?

933
00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:14,215
BILL:
It's not turning over.

934
00:55:14,347 --> 00:55:16,349
No, what is going on?
What's happening?

935
00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:18,920
Oh! Raymond. I saw Raymond.
He was just there.

936
00:55:19,053 --> 00:55:20,087
He was...
Okay.

937
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,789
He was there,
and he was--

938
00:55:21,923 --> 00:55:23,291
Use your words!
I'm--

939
00:55:23,456 --> 00:55:24,725
[THUD ON CAR ROOF]

940
00:55:26,359 --> 00:55:27,261
What is that?

941
00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:30,330
[STOMPING ON ROOF]

942
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:33,433
What? Oh, no.

943
00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:35,536
[LOW GROWL]

944
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:38,573
[ALL SCREAMING]

945
00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:42,643
Drive! Drive! Go!

946
00:55:42,777 --> 00:55:44,745
What the hell is that?!

947
00:55:44,879 --> 00:55:45,847
It's the elf!

948
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:48,282
[GRUNTS, SNARLING]

949
00:55:48,415 --> 00:55:49,784
[ALL SCREAMING]

950
00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,118
Do something!

951
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,054
The car won't turn on!

952
00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:57,390
[CRIES OUT]

953
00:55:57,525 --> 00:55:59,594
Turn on
the headlights!

954
00:55:59,727 --> 00:56:01,662
Turn on the lights.
Yeah.

955
00:56:01,796 --> 00:56:03,363
Aah!

956
00:56:03,496 --> 00:56:04,966
CAROL: Run back to the house.
BILL: Go, kids, go.

957
00:56:05,099 --> 00:56:06,366
As fast as you can.

958
00:56:08,636 --> 00:56:10,304
Let's go.
Yeah.

959
00:56:10,437 --> 00:56:12,472
Okay. We gotta call the cops.
Yeah.

960
00:56:20,615 --> 00:56:22,917
Lucas was telling the truth.

961
00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:24,417
It's an elf.

962
00:56:24,552 --> 00:56:26,621
Maybe it's a child
who ran away from home,

963
00:56:26,754 --> 00:56:29,156
headed to
a Nordic death metal festival.

964
00:56:30,524 --> 00:56:32,360
It has a beard, Bill.

965
00:56:32,492 --> 00:56:34,494
This isn't
a fully flushed-out theory.

966
00:56:34,629 --> 00:56:36,631
[ROARING]

967
00:56:36,764 --> 00:56:38,165
Oh!
Aah!

968
00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:42,103
[ROARING CONTINUES]

969
00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:48,943
[GROWLS]

970
00:56:50,912 --> 00:56:53,047
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

971
00:56:54,015 --> 00:56:56,584
[DISTANT ROARING]
Huh?

972
00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:58,986
[RUMBLING FROM BARN]

973
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:06,327
[ELVES GROWLING]

974
00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:08,195
[♪♪♪]

975
00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:14,602
[SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

976
00:57:23,611 --> 00:57:25,680
[ELVES CHEERING]

977
00:57:25,813 --> 00:57:27,848
Aah! Oh, my God.
Aah!

978
00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:29,449
[CACKLES]

979
00:57:30,785 --> 00:57:32,653
BILL:
Oh, my God!

980
00:57:32,787 --> 00:57:34,855
CAROL:
Come on, get up.
We've gotta go now.

981
00:57:34,989 --> 00:57:37,191
Let's go. Let's go this way.
We've gotta go. Come on.

982
00:57:39,427 --> 00:57:40,928
[ELF GROWLS]

983
00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:43,597
Oh! Oh!

984
00:57:43,731 --> 00:57:44,699
[GLASS BREAKING]

985
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:50,571
[GROWLING]

986
00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:51,839
[GASPING]

987
00:57:51,973 --> 00:57:54,542
[MUTTERING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

988
00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:57,178
[GROWLING]

989
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:03,884
Leave us alone!

990
00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:06,821
They don't speak English, honey.
They're Norwegian.

991
00:58:07,955 --> 00:58:09,690
[MUTTERS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

992
00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:12,259
[LAUGHING]
BILL: I got it.

993
00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:16,697
[IN NORWEGIAN]

994
00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:19,499
[GROWLS]
Huh?

995
00:58:20,668 --> 00:58:22,737
Honey, I don't think
that worked.

996
00:58:22,870 --> 00:58:23,804
Nope.

997
00:58:23,938 --> 00:58:24,839
[GROWLING]

998
00:58:24,972 --> 00:58:26,640
[GROANING]

999
00:58:29,110 --> 00:58:32,079
[SCREAMS]

1000
00:58:33,047 --> 00:58:34,582
[GROANS]

1001
00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:35,649
[GRUNTS LOUDLY]

1002
00:58:42,757 --> 00:58:45,192
[SIGHS]

1003
00:58:47,561 --> 00:58:48,295
Aah!

1004
00:58:50,164 --> 00:58:52,466
[ELVES CHUCKLING EVILLY]

1005
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,934
Stay away, stay away!
[BOTH GROANING]

1006
00:58:54,068 --> 00:58:55,002
Stay back!

1007
00:58:56,804 --> 00:58:57,738
[GASPS]

1008
00:59:08,716 --> 00:59:11,085
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

1009
00:59:14,121 --> 00:59:16,757
[GULPS, LAUGHS]

1010
00:59:16,891 --> 00:59:17,825
You little mother--

1011
00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:21,128
[♪♪♪]

1012
00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,001
[CHUCKLES]

1013
00:59:27,735 --> 00:59:28,669
[GROANS]

1014
00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:33,174
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTING]

1015
00:59:33,307 --> 00:59:34,875
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

1016
00:59:37,778 --> 00:59:39,514
[GASPS]

1017
00:59:39,647 --> 00:59:41,516
[NORA PANTING]

1018
00:59:41,649 --> 00:59:42,950
[GROWLING]

1019
00:59:45,319 --> 00:59:46,521
[YELPS]

1020
00:59:46,654 --> 00:59:47,855
BILL:
Oh, God!

1021
00:59:47,988 --> 00:59:49,924
[GRUMBLING]

1022
00:59:52,593 --> 00:59:53,327
Aah!

1023
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:58,232
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHS]

1024
01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:06,907
[GASPS]
Hi-yah!

1025
01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:09,343
[ELECTRICITY HUMS]
[WHIMPERING]

1026
01:00:09,578 --> 01:00:10,811
[HUMMING CEASES]

1027
01:00:10,945 --> 01:00:12,847
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

1028
01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:15,015
[PANTING]

1029
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:21,755
[SQUEALS]

1030
01:00:30,898 --> 01:00:32,700
[GROANS]

1031
01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:34,068
[SHOVEL CLATTERS]

1032
01:00:34,201 --> 01:00:35,169
[♪♪♪]

1033
01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:37,171
[ELVES CHUCKLING EVILLY]

1034
01:00:37,304 --> 01:00:39,006
[MUTTERS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1035
01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:40,307
LUCAS:
Help!

1036
01:00:41,642 --> 01:00:42,409
NORA:
Lucas!

1037
01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:43,644
[SNARLS, LAUGHS]

1038
01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:45,346
[NORA SCREAMS]

1039
01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:48,182
[♪♪♪]

1040
01:00:48,315 --> 01:00:51,018
[MUTTERS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1041
01:00:51,152 --> 01:00:52,820
LUCAS:
I'm sorry
about the porridge.

1042
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,188
Please don't kill me.

1043
01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:57,324
[GROWLS]

1044
01:01:02,763 --> 01:01:03,964
[GROWLS QUESTIONINGLY]

1045
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,068
[SCREAMING]

1046
01:01:10,905 --> 01:01:12,173
[ELF GROWLS]

1047
01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,943
[GROANS]

1048
01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:17,211
Please don't kill me.

1049
01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:19,914
[GROWLS SHARPLY, GROANS]

1050
01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:23,684
You remember this?

1051
01:01:25,019 --> 01:01:27,955
We'll follow the rules,
I promise.

1052
01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:32,459
Hmph.

1053
01:01:36,797 --> 01:01:37,831
[SCREAMING]

1054
01:01:43,904 --> 01:01:44,972
Aah!

1055
01:01:45,105 --> 01:01:45,973
[BODY THUDS]

1056
01:01:46,106 --> 01:01:47,975
[ELF SIGHING, MUTTERING]

1057
01:01:49,410 --> 01:01:50,344
Whoa.

1058
01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:52,980
[PANTING]

1059
01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:55,883
[ELVES LAUGHING EVILLY]

1060
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:58,752
[♪♪♪]

1061
01:01:58,886 --> 01:01:59,820
Let's go!

1062
01:01:59,954 --> 01:02:01,155
[SNARLS]

1063
01:02:01,288 --> 01:02:02,289
BILL:
Nora, Lucas!

1064
01:02:06,327 --> 01:02:07,962
[CLAMORING]

1065
01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:14,768
I can't hold them
much longer!

1066
01:02:14,902 --> 01:02:16,136
CAROL:
Keep them out!

1067
01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:18,038
[GLASS SHATTERS]

1068
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,310
Ah! No! No, no, no!

1069
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:24,311
[GRUNTING]

1070
01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:26,280
[SCREAMING]

1071
01:02:26,413 --> 01:02:27,348
[LAUGHS]

1072
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,059
Get back!
[SIREN WAILING]

1073
01:02:39,193 --> 01:02:43,097
[ELVES SCREAM]

1074
01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:46,166
[SIREN WAILING CEASES]

1075
01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:52,940
[GASPS]

1076
01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:55,744
Calm down.
I'm so glad you're here.

1077
01:02:55,876 --> 01:02:58,212
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
It's okay.

1078
01:02:58,345 --> 01:03:01,882
If you could calm down
a little bit now, just...

1079
01:03:02,016 --> 01:03:03,384
Okay,
let's all calm down.

1080
01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:04,385
Yes.
Yeah.

1081
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:05,819
What's going on here?

1082
01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:07,788
We are under attack.

1083
01:03:07,921 --> 01:03:10,090
You have to call
for backup right now.

1084
01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:11,760
Okay.

1085
01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:15,029
The nearest police station
is quite a bit far away.

1086
01:03:15,162 --> 01:03:17,131
It's two hours.
Maybe more now in this weather.

1087
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,932
But who's attacking you?
Elves.

1088
01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:22,269
Little elves with big, long
beards and pointy red hats.

1089
01:03:22,403 --> 01:03:23,738
<i>Nisser?</i>
Very angry.

1090
01:03:23,871 --> 01:03:26,373
You're talking about <i>nisser?</i>
<i>Nisser?</i>

1091
01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:28,275
Oh, yes, yes.
The <i>nisser,</i> yes, yes!

1092
01:03:28,409 --> 01:03:29,410
Oh, okay.

1093
01:03:29,544 --> 01:03:31,211
Yeah, exactly. Angry.
Yeah.

1094
01:03:31,345 --> 01:03:33,080
Very angry.
Kids?

1095
01:03:33,213 --> 01:03:35,082
Okay, listen to me, okay?
BOTH: Yeah.

1096
01:03:35,215 --> 01:03:37,217
<i>Nisser</i> doesn't exist.

1097
01:03:37,351 --> 01:03:39,320
They're only
in fairy tales, okay?

1098
01:03:39,453 --> 01:03:41,556
So you can just relax.
What? They were here!

1099
01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:44,224
I mean,
it's a good prank, okay?

1100
01:03:44,358 --> 01:03:46,860
But you're drunk--
Where's your gun?

1101
01:03:46,994 --> 01:03:48,996
I don't have a gun.

1102
01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:50,431
What?
CAROL, NORA, & LUCAS: What?!

1103
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,166
This is not America,
okay?

1104
01:03:52,299 --> 01:03:53,934
We don't run around,

1105
01:03:54,068 --> 01:03:56,604
shoot people in their faces
and knees all the time.

1106
01:03:56,837 --> 01:03:58,839
You're not armed?
I'm armed.

1107
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:02,176
Yes, I have a gun
at the scooter.

1108
01:04:02,309 --> 01:04:04,144
Go get it. Go get it.
Yeah. Now.

1109
01:04:04,278 --> 01:04:08,048
Calm down, you crazy Americans.
It's Christmas Eve.

1110
01:04:08,182 --> 01:04:11,385
I have a pork belly in the oven,
and I'm watching <i>Love Actually.</i>

1111
01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:13,020
I'm at the point

1112
01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,956
where the guy is outside
with the signs, you know?

1113
01:04:16,090 --> 01:04:19,360
And I love that part,
so I just wanna go home now.

1114
01:04:19,493 --> 01:04:20,861
[SCOOTER ENGINE REVVING]

1115
01:04:20,994 --> 01:04:22,963
But what the heck?

1116
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:28,035
[ELVES CHEERING]

1117
01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:34,108
[LAUGHING]

1118
01:04:34,241 --> 01:04:36,276
[♪♪♪]

1119
01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:38,580
[CHEERING]

1120
01:04:41,516 --> 01:04:44,084
[ELF WHOOPING]

1121
01:04:47,121 --> 01:04:49,056
[IN NORWEGIAN]

1122
01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:57,931
[ALL SCREAM]

1123
01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:58,999
[REVVING ENGINE]

1124
01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:02,604
Aah!

1125
01:05:03,538 --> 01:05:05,105
[ELF CHEERING]

1126
01:05:13,147 --> 01:05:15,449
Let's go. Come on, kids!
Go, go, go! Get in.

1127
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:18,419
[GRUNTS]

1128
01:05:18,553 --> 01:05:21,155
[STEAM HISSES,
FLUID DRIPPING]

1129
01:05:21,288 --> 01:05:23,223
[♪♪♪]

1130
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:33,167
[GROANING]

1131
01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,276
[GRUNTS]

1132
01:05:52,019 --> 01:05:53,954
[♪♪♪]

1133
01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:56,123
[SQUEALS]

1134
01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:58,192
[BODY THUDS]
[GRUNTING]

1135
01:06:06,601 --> 01:06:08,235
[GUNSHOT]

1136
01:06:09,169 --> 01:06:10,538
[GASPING]

1137
01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:12,206
[GRUNTS]

1138
01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:19,146
Oh... Oh, God.

1139
01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:20,981
[GRUNTS]
BILL: Oh, no.

1140
01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:23,050
Is this all right?
Oh, God.

1141
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,720
Lucas, come here, son.
Yes.

1142
01:06:27,488 --> 01:06:29,557
I-- I need you to do
something for me, okay?

1143
01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:32,092
Okay.
I was bitten.

1144
01:06:32,226 --> 01:06:34,762
So when I
start to change,

1145
01:06:34,995 --> 01:06:36,396
you have to kill me.

1146
01:06:36,531 --> 01:06:37,998
What?

1147
01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:39,601
You're almost a man now.
You can do this.

1148
01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:42,035
Oh, no, no, no.
My phone's out of battery.

1149
01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:44,506
BILL: You have to kill me.
Bill?

1150
01:06:44,639 --> 01:06:46,240
I can't become one of them.
CAROL: Bill.

1151
01:06:46,373 --> 01:06:48,375
They're not zombies.
That's not how it works.

1152
01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:50,244
You won't turn into
one of them.

1153
01:06:50,377 --> 01:06:51,513
Bill!
Huh?

1154
01:06:51,646 --> 01:06:53,013
Where's
your phone?

1155
01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:55,282
It's charging downstairs.

1156
01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:56,551
What about yours?

1157
01:06:57,719 --> 01:07:00,487
You guys took it,
remember?

1158
01:07:00,622 --> 01:07:03,725
[ELVES CONSPIRING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1159
01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:15,469
[LAUGHING]

1160
01:07:17,705 --> 01:07:20,040
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1161
01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:21,341
[CHATTERING]

1162
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:23,377
[GRUNTS]

1163
01:07:23,511 --> 01:07:26,280
[QUESTIONS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1164
01:07:26,413 --> 01:07:27,715
[GRUNTS]

1165
01:07:31,686 --> 01:07:34,622
[ELVES GROWLING, LAUGHING]

1166
01:07:52,674 --> 01:07:53,808
[SNIFFS]

1167
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:05,152
[BODY THUDS]

1168
01:08:05,285 --> 01:08:08,056
Whee!

1169
01:08:08,188 --> 01:08:10,123
[♪♪♪]

1170
01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:13,561
[SHOUTING, LAUGHING LOUDLY]

1171
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:24,872
What are they doing
down there?

1172
01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:28,141
CAROL:
I don't know, but it sounds like
they're having a ball.

1173
01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:34,582
I'm so sorry.

1174
01:08:37,150 --> 01:08:38,385
This is
all my fault.

1175
01:08:42,824 --> 01:08:45,158
After your mom died...

1176
01:08:46,661 --> 01:08:48,161
all that you went through...

1177
01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:50,898
I promised myself
I would never

1178
01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:53,868
let anything bad
happen to you again.

1179
01:08:54,102 --> 01:08:57,538
And I thought moving here
was the answer.

1180
01:08:59,373 --> 01:09:00,474
But I was wrong.

1181
01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,544
Oh, God, I was wrong.

1182
01:09:06,514 --> 01:09:09,083
It's okay, Dad.
Yeah, it is okay.

1183
01:09:09,216 --> 01:09:10,585
It's not okay. I screw up!

1184
01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:13,420
I screw up,
that's what I do.

1185
01:09:16,356 --> 01:09:21,161
[SHOUTING, LAUGHING LOUDLY
CONTINUES]

1186
01:09:21,294 --> 01:09:23,531
<i>♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪</i>

1187
01:09:23,665 --> 01:09:24,766
<i>♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪</i>

1188
01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:27,434
<i>♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪</i>

1189
01:09:27,568 --> 01:09:29,436
[MIDTEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

1190
01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:31,405
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

1191
01:09:41,381 --> 01:09:43,885
You know,
it's not that bad.

1192
01:09:45,853 --> 01:09:48,756
I mean,
we've had worse Christmases.

1193
01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:52,960
Okay,
the first Christmas?

1194
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:55,395
When we got stuck
at JFK?

1195
01:09:55,530 --> 01:09:57,932
Yeah, and we ate McDonald's
and got food poisoning.

1196
01:09:58,166 --> 01:09:59,332
CAROL:
Exactly.

1197
01:09:59,466 --> 01:10:01,368
BILL:
We took over the lavatory.

1198
01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:03,938
We just kept swapping out,
each one of us, heh, going in.

1199
01:10:04,172 --> 01:10:05,405
No one else
in the whole airplane

1200
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:06,674
got to use the bathroom,
heh-heh.

1201
01:10:06,808 --> 01:10:09,409
Yeah. And you threw up
in my hair.

1202
01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:11,512
Twice.
Yeah.

1203
01:10:11,646 --> 01:10:13,514
What about last Christmas,

1204
01:10:13,648 --> 01:10:16,951
when Grandma brought
her new lover, Stefan?

1205
01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:18,986
Oh, God.
Stefan.

1206
01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:21,556
They could not keep
their hands off each other, huh?

1207
01:10:21,689 --> 01:10:23,457
At least you guys
didn't walk in on them.

1208
01:10:23,591 --> 01:10:25,459
Yes, I did.

1209
01:10:25,593 --> 01:10:26,961
Oh, no.
You walked in on them too?

1210
01:10:27,195 --> 01:10:29,229
LUCAS:
Yeah, twice.

1211
01:10:31,766 --> 01:10:32,967
[CHUCKLES]

1212
01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:34,669
[ALL LAUGHING]

1213
01:10:34,802 --> 01:10:36,604
<i>♪ Oh, take me away ♪</i>

1214
01:10:36,738 --> 01:10:38,573
[♪♪♪]

1215
01:10:38,706 --> 01:10:41,743
[ELVES LAUGHING, SHOUTING]

1216
01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:50,184
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[MUSIC STOPS]

1217
01:10:50,317 --> 01:10:51,185
[GROANS]

1218
01:10:51,318 --> 01:10:52,252
[BODY THUDS]

1219
01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:56,591
Okay, we have to get help.

1220
01:10:56,724 --> 01:10:58,993
The guy at the museum lives
on the other side of the road.

1221
01:11:00,661 --> 01:11:02,830
You know, I don't know
if I can go anywhere.

1222
01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:05,398
Well, Raymond's kick-sled
is out front.

1223
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:07,300
I think it's all downhill
from here.

1224
01:11:07,434 --> 01:11:08,401
I can make it.

1225
01:11:08,536 --> 01:11:10,838
I'll come with you.
Okay.

1226
01:11:10,972 --> 01:11:11,906
LUCAS:
Let's go, Dad.

1227
01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:15,375
Be careful.
BILL: Okay.

1228
01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:19,547
Good luck.
BILL: Okay.

1229
01:11:21,381 --> 01:11:22,517
[LUCAS SHOUTS]

1230
01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:24,685
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1231
01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:30,525
[♪♪♪]

1232
01:11:30,658 --> 01:11:33,594
[ELVES CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1233
01:11:38,599 --> 01:11:40,635
[BOTH URINATING]
[CHUCKLES]

1234
01:11:41,602 --> 01:11:43,604
[LAUGHING]

1235
01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:48,408
[GRUNTS]

1236
01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:50,044
BILL:
Go, go, go.

1237
01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:51,045
Go.

1238
01:11:53,848 --> 01:11:55,415
Uh... They saw us.
Let's go!

1239
01:11:55,550 --> 01:11:56,717
[GROWLING]

1240
01:11:56,851 --> 01:11:58,719
LUCAS: Dad, faster!
BILL: Go, go, go!

1241
01:12:02,355 --> 01:12:03,691
Come on, Dad. Faster!

1242
01:12:03,825 --> 01:12:06,093
CAROL: Run, run, run! Faster!
NORA: Go, Dad! Go!

1243
01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:10,932
[BOTH GRUNT]

1244
01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:14,769
Okay, we need to be prepared
in case they come for us.

1245
01:12:14,902 --> 01:12:16,571
Any ideas?

1246
01:12:16,704 --> 01:12:18,072
Fire seemed
pretty effective.

1247
01:12:18,306 --> 01:12:21,309
Do you have anything flammable
in your room?

1248
01:12:21,441 --> 01:12:24,612
I might have
a bottle of moonshine.

1249
01:12:25,947 --> 01:12:28,348
We need to have a talk
about that later.

1250
01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:29,482
But perfect.

1251
01:12:29,617 --> 01:12:31,719
[♪♪♪]

1252
01:12:55,076 --> 01:12:56,110
[WHIMPERS]

1253
01:12:57,477 --> 01:12:58,779
They have saw blades?

1254
01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:04,484
Whoa.

1255
01:13:08,923 --> 01:13:09,857
Here they come.

1256
01:13:10,992 --> 01:13:12,894
[CHATTERING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1257
01:13:13,661 --> 01:13:15,763
[GROWLING]

1258
01:13:19,466 --> 01:13:21,736
[SCREAMS, GROANS]

1259
01:13:22,770 --> 01:13:24,338
[BLADE WHOOSHES]
Whoa.

1260
01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:27,341
[CHATTERING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1261
01:13:27,474 --> 01:13:28,475
Pick up the pace!

1262
01:13:30,443 --> 01:13:31,812
[WHOOSHES, CLANGS]

1263
01:13:31,946 --> 01:13:33,114
[BOTH GASPING]

1264
01:13:37,118 --> 01:13:38,719
[CHATTERING]

1265
01:13:38,853 --> 01:13:41,088
Whoa!

1266
01:13:46,661 --> 01:13:48,562
I think we lost them.
Yeah.

1267
01:13:49,897 --> 01:13:51,132
There you go.
Okay.

1268
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:54,068
Hm?

1269
01:13:55,069 --> 01:13:57,672
[♪♪♪]

1270
01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:09,183
[QUESTIONING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1271
01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:14,055
[ANSWERS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1272
01:14:17,925 --> 01:14:20,194
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN DIALOGUE,
LAUGHING]

1273
01:14:20,428 --> 01:14:22,029
[ELVES LAUGHING]
Shit.

1274
01:14:24,966 --> 01:14:26,233
[EXPLOSION]

1275
01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:27,234
[GASPS]

1276
01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:28,803
[BOTH CHEERING]

1277
01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:30,805
[ROLLS LIPS, GRUNTING]

1278
01:14:39,847 --> 01:14:41,449
Hey, these things
are pretty fun.

1279
01:14:41,582 --> 01:14:42,616
Yeah.

1280
01:14:44,085 --> 01:14:45,019
Yeah!

1281
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:52,927
Oh, no, no, no!
We definitely didn't lose them.

1282
01:14:55,196 --> 01:14:56,630
Oh, God, you're right.

1283
01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:00,601
Brake, brake! Brake!

1284
01:15:00,735 --> 01:15:01,969
BILL:
It's back for revenge!

1285
01:15:03,137 --> 01:15:04,504
[GROWLS]

1286
01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:05,506
[WHOOSHES]

1287
01:15:05,639 --> 01:15:06,574
[BELLOWS]

1288
01:15:09,176 --> 01:15:10,478
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1289
01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:11,979
[SHOUTS IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1290
01:15:12,113 --> 01:15:13,914
[BELLOWS]

1291
01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:17,618
[ELVES SCREAM]

1292
01:15:21,889 --> 01:15:23,491
[TRUCK HORN BLARING]
Aah--!

1293
01:15:23,624 --> 01:15:25,026
[BOTH GASP]

1294
01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:28,729
Okay?
Yeah.

1295
01:15:29,964 --> 01:15:31,966
BILL: Is that a house?
I think so.

1296
01:15:33,034 --> 01:15:33,968
Come on.

1297
01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:41,175
I'm so sorry.

1298
01:15:42,943 --> 01:15:44,145
For what?

1299
01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:46,747
I know you've never accepted
me as your mother.

1300
01:15:47,882 --> 01:15:49,316
And that you hate me.

1301
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,719
And that's okay. I just...

1302
01:15:51,852 --> 01:15:53,587
You know, I just wish...

1303
01:15:55,022 --> 01:15:58,125
Carol,
I don't hate you.

1304
01:15:58,259 --> 01:16:00,529
I'm 16.

1305
01:16:00,661 --> 01:16:03,030
You know, I'm a teenager.
That's what teenagers do.

1306
01:16:03,164 --> 01:16:05,132
We torture our parents.

1307
01:16:06,267 --> 01:16:07,568
It actually just means

1308
01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:09,937
that I've accepted you
a long time ago.

1309
01:16:10,071 --> 01:16:12,541
[SOBBING]

1310
01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:13,874
Oh, okay.

1311
01:16:21,582 --> 01:16:24,553
Well, as your mother,

1312
01:16:24,685 --> 01:16:27,021
I just wanna say you can be
a real bitch sometimes.

1313
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:29,558
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1314
01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:30,624
Fair enough.

1315
01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:33,994
[♪♪♪]

1316
01:16:41,268 --> 01:16:42,203
[THUMP]

1317
01:16:43,838 --> 01:16:45,739
[FIREPLACE RATTLING]

1318
01:16:49,944 --> 01:16:52,913
[GROWLING IN FIREPLACE]

1319
01:17:00,354 --> 01:17:02,356
[SNARLING]

1320
01:17:02,591 --> 01:17:05,092
Stay back.
Stay back, stay back.

1321
01:17:05,226 --> 01:17:06,861
Be careful, be careful.

1322
01:17:09,096 --> 01:17:10,865
Be careful, Carol.
Be careful!

1323
01:17:10,998 --> 01:17:13,234
Run, run! Get help!
[THUDDING INSIDE FIREPLACE]

1324
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:16,036
You sure?
Yes! Get your coat. Go!

1325
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:17,972
I'm right behind you,
honey. Go!

1326
01:17:22,843 --> 01:17:24,245
Okay.

1327
01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:25,713
Okay.

1328
01:17:25,846 --> 01:17:27,148
[ELVES SNARLING]

1329
01:17:27,281 --> 01:17:28,782
CAROL:
Nice elves.

1330
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:30,050
Stay.

1331
01:17:30,718 --> 01:17:31,652
[YELPS]

1332
01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:36,591
Get back! Get back!
Get back, you little--

1333
01:17:36,724 --> 01:17:39,326
[GRUNTING]

1334
01:17:42,062 --> 01:17:43,097
Oh, my God.

1335
01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:45,166
[♪♪♪]

1336
01:17:53,741 --> 01:17:54,842
[GRUNTS]

1337
01:18:02,883 --> 01:18:04,752
[GRUNTS]

1338
01:18:04,885 --> 01:18:06,954
[SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1339
01:18:07,087 --> 01:18:09,023
[♪♪♪]

1340
01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,395
[NORA SCREAMS]

1341
01:18:16,096 --> 01:18:18,132
[WHIMPERS]

1342
01:18:20,701 --> 01:18:21,902
Stay back!

1343
01:18:23,270 --> 01:18:24,471
[ELVES SNARLING]

1344
01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:26,440
[ALL GRUNTING]

1345
01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:38,118
[GASPS]

1346
01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:47,895
[FABRIC RIPS, CAROL CRIES OUT]

1347
01:18:49,196 --> 01:18:51,131
[♪♪♪]

1348
01:18:56,003 --> 01:18:57,938
[GRUNTS, PANTING]

1349
01:19:03,043 --> 01:19:04,211
[TWIG SNAPS]

1350
01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:10,851
[TWIG SNAPS]

1351
01:19:12,052 --> 01:19:13,988
[SNARLING IN TREES]

1352
01:19:24,331 --> 01:19:25,266
[GRUNTS]

1353
01:19:26,033 --> 01:19:27,868
[SCREAMS]

1354
01:19:29,036 --> 01:19:30,771
NORA:
Mom!

1355
01:19:34,408 --> 01:19:35,543
[GROWLING]

1356
01:19:41,081 --> 01:19:42,016
[CAROL GRUNTS]

1357
01:19:46,287 --> 01:19:47,354
[GRUNTS]

1358
01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:50,157
<i>[PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

1359
01:19:51,225 --> 01:19:52,527
Think happy thoughts.

1360
01:20:02,236 --> 01:20:04,171
[♪♪♪]

1361
01:20:36,370 --> 01:20:38,939
Oh!

1362
01:20:39,073 --> 01:20:43,043
[GRUNTS, FARTS]

1363
01:20:48,982 --> 01:20:50,918
[PLAYING TUNE]

1364
01:20:53,053 --> 01:20:54,988
[SIGHS]

1365
01:20:55,523 --> 01:20:57,057
[SNIFFS]

1366
01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:59,193
[DOOR OPENS]

1367
01:21:01,095 --> 01:21:02,096
Oh, thank God.

1368
01:21:02,229 --> 01:21:03,631
We need your help.
[DOOR CLOSES]

1369
01:21:03,864 --> 01:21:05,332
Okay. What happened?

1370
01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:07,301
Angry elves.
Yes.

1371
01:21:07,434 --> 01:21:09,370
Uh... Heh, elves?

1372
01:21:09,503 --> 01:21:11,205
They're real.
They're trying to kill us.

1373
01:21:11,338 --> 01:21:14,341
Carol and Nora are still there.
We have to save them.

1374
01:21:14,475 --> 01:21:16,944
Uh...
[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

1375
01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:20,381
BILL:
Do you think
you could wait to answer

1376
01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:22,182
your Christmas calls
until later?

1377
01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:23,585
But it's you.

1378
01:21:25,587 --> 01:21:26,887
May I?
Look.

1379
01:21:27,020 --> 01:21:28,255
You are here, so...

1380
01:21:28,389 --> 01:21:30,792
Hello?
CAROL: <i>They took her.</i>

1381
01:21:30,924 --> 01:21:32,660
<i>Bill, they took Nora!</i>
What?

1382
01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:34,629
I don't know where she is.
<i>Oh, no.</i>

1383
01:21:34,863 --> 01:21:36,831
I can't find her.
<i>Oh, Jesus.</i>

1384
01:21:36,964 --> 01:21:37,898
I'm sorry.

1385
01:21:38,633 --> 01:21:39,500
Uh...

1386
01:21:39,634 --> 01:21:40,901
<i>[CAROL SCREAMING]</i>

1387
01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:43,671
[CALL ENDS]
Carol? Shit!

1388
01:21:43,904 --> 01:21:46,106
She's gonna be okay, bud.
She's gonna be okay, buddy.

1389
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,810
Uh, call the policewoman
right now.

1390
01:21:48,942 --> 01:21:49,844
BILL:
She's dead.

1391
01:21:49,977 --> 01:21:50,879
The sheriff is dead.

1392
01:21:51,011 --> 01:21:52,212
We watched her die.

1393
01:21:52,346 --> 01:21:53,882
What?
Do you have a gun?

1394
01:21:54,014 --> 01:21:55,349
Do you have a gun?

1395
01:21:55,482 --> 01:21:57,351
No, no, no.
I don't have any guns.

1396
01:21:57,484 --> 01:21:59,186
Why doesn't anyone here
have guns?

1397
01:21:59,319 --> 01:22:00,855
Because
this isn't America.

1398
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:04,158
We don't go around and shoot
each other in the face.

1399
01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:06,994
You see, in Norway,
we believe in dialogue,

1400
01:22:07,127 --> 01:22:09,363
hearing each other, "What do
you want?" "What do I want?"

1401
01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:11,331
"Let's meet at the middle."
Finding solutions.

1402
01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:12,901
Like the Oslo Agreement.

1403
01:22:13,033 --> 01:22:14,536
Have you ever heard of
the Oslo Agreement?

1404
01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:16,336
No.
We negotiated peace

1405
01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:19,908
between Israel
and the Palestinian people.

1406
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,976
Sir--
And it didn't last, but--

1407
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:25,345
Okay! Thank you
for the information.

1408
01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,114
Do you have a car?
We need it.

1409
01:22:27,247 --> 01:22:28,683
Yes, I have.

1410
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:31,519
Will you drive us to save
my wife and daughter, please?

1411
01:22:31,653 --> 01:22:33,086
Absolutely.

1412
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:35,022
Great. Let's go.

1413
01:22:35,155 --> 01:22:37,491
I will just go and get
the keys in the kitchen.

1414
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:39,727
Thank you.
And I need to

1415
01:22:39,993 --> 01:22:42,262
put on some winter clothes.
It's--

1416
01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:43,731
Will you please hurry up?
Yes.

1417
01:22:45,633 --> 01:22:46,868
BILL:
Go faster, please.

1418
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,969
TOR:
Yes, but I have to take it

1419
01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:50,538
a little bit slowly...

1420
01:22:50,672 --> 01:22:53,373
because it's not legal to drink
and drive here in Norway.

1421
01:22:53,508 --> 01:22:55,976
And I have drunken
two liters of alcohol already.

1422
01:23:00,247 --> 01:23:01,516
BILL:
Be quiet.
They could be anywhere.

1423
01:23:01,649 --> 01:23:03,585
[♪♪♪]

1424
01:23:09,089 --> 01:23:10,457
TOR:
What the motherfucker?

1425
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,194
Whoa.

1426
01:23:23,538 --> 01:23:24,471
[EXCLAIMS]

1427
01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:31,445
[ELVES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

1428
01:23:40,655 --> 01:23:41,589
They're real.

1429
01:23:44,526 --> 01:23:45,693
BILL:
They definitely are.

1430
01:23:50,732 --> 01:23:53,367
What on earth did you do
to make them so mad?

1431
01:23:54,736 --> 01:23:57,137
We broke all the rules.

1432
01:23:57,271 --> 01:23:59,106
TOR:
What? All of them?

1433
01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:00,173
LUCAS:
Yep.

1434
01:24:03,377 --> 01:24:04,411
Aye-yai-yai-yai.

1435
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:24,498
Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai.

1436
01:24:30,572 --> 01:24:32,740
[GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

1437
01:24:39,514 --> 01:24:41,716
[LAUGHS]

1438
01:24:43,216 --> 01:24:45,587
Okay. Okay, let's go.

1439
01:24:50,758 --> 01:24:52,994
You think Mom and Nora
are down there?

1440
01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:55,128
Shit.

1441
01:24:55,262 --> 01:24:57,397
BILL: Okay, careful, buddy.
LUCAS: Okay.

1442
01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:08,610
I-- I'm not surprised.

1443
01:25:10,545 --> 01:25:12,379
For hundreds of years,

1444
01:25:12,513 --> 01:25:14,214
humans and elves
have been friends.

1445
01:25:15,349 --> 01:25:17,885
We fed them,
they helped us.

1446
01:25:18,118 --> 01:25:20,487
I can only imagine
their frustration.

1447
01:25:21,789 --> 01:25:23,256
Poor elves.

1448
01:25:23,390 --> 01:25:24,726
Whose side are you on?

1449
01:25:24,859 --> 01:25:26,126
What do you mean,
"sides"?

1450
01:25:26,259 --> 01:25:27,361
When negotiating a peace,

1451
01:25:27,494 --> 01:25:29,429
it's important to
understand both sides.

1452
01:25:30,765 --> 01:25:33,433
Raymond is dead,
the sheriff is dead.

1453
01:25:33,568 --> 01:25:35,637
There's no peace.
TOR: So, what's the alternative?

1454
01:25:35,770 --> 01:25:39,139
We kill them, they kill us,
until there's no one left?

1455
01:25:39,272 --> 01:25:41,208
This isn't Detroit, Bill.

1456
01:25:46,146 --> 01:25:47,515
Have you ever heard of
Mother Teresa?

1457
01:25:47,649 --> 01:25:48,583
Okay,
shut up.

1458
01:25:50,618 --> 01:25:52,553
[♪♪♪]

1459
01:26:20,148 --> 01:26:21,683
Oh, my God.
Mom!

1460
01:26:23,785 --> 01:26:26,219
Nora!
Lucas!

1461
01:26:26,353 --> 01:26:27,755
LUCAS: Nora!
BILL: Lucas!

1462
01:26:29,322 --> 01:26:30,257
Mom!

1463
01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:32,192
Honey.

1464
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:33,761
Oh, my God, you're alive.

1465
01:26:36,396 --> 01:26:38,132
BILL: Oh, sweetie.
Untie us.

1466
01:26:38,265 --> 01:26:39,399
I'm trying, I'm trying.

1467
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:41,201
[LOW GROWL]

1468
01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:43,437
CAROL & NORA: Oh, my God.
LUCAS: Oh, no, no.

1469
01:26:44,605 --> 01:26:48,375
[ROARS]

1470
01:26:50,178 --> 01:26:53,514
What, they have
guns now? What...?

1471
01:27:02,623 --> 01:27:05,960
[IN NORWEGIAN]

1472
01:27:06,194 --> 01:27:07,929
[GRUNTS]

1473
01:27:10,832 --> 01:27:13,400
[IN ENGLISH]
My name is Tor Åge.

1474
01:27:18,606 --> 01:27:21,408
I think if we
can sit down...

1475
01:27:22,710 --> 01:27:24,746
and talk to each other,

1476
01:27:24,879 --> 01:27:26,413
we can find a solution...

1477
01:27:27,882 --> 01:27:30,618
that fits both sides.

1478
01:27:31,886 --> 01:27:33,821
[♪♪♪]

1479
01:27:37,558 --> 01:27:39,660
Have you heard about
the Oslo Agreement?

1480
01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:48,435
It's a peace agreement
between Israel--

1481
01:27:48,569 --> 01:27:49,704
[GUNSHOT]
[GRUNTS]

1482
01:27:50,872 --> 01:27:53,306
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
No!

1483
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:54,709
[GROANS]

1484
01:27:55,777 --> 01:27:57,712
[LAUGHING EVILLY]

1485
01:27:59,747 --> 01:28:02,315
[♪♪♪]

1486
01:28:02,449 --> 01:28:04,384
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1487
01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:18,365
[ELVES SNARLING]

1488
01:28:29,409 --> 01:28:30,778
CAROL: Bill!
BILL: I'm trying.

1489
01:28:30,912 --> 01:28:32,345
CAROL:
Try harder!

1490
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,314
I'm trying as hard as I can!

1491
01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,464
CAROL: What are you doing?
LUCAS: Mom, Dad! He's a friend!

1492
01:28:57,470 --> 01:29:00,608
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

1493
01:29:06,479 --> 01:29:07,782
[GRUNTING]

1494
01:29:07,915 --> 01:29:09,517
Motherfuck--

1495
01:29:09,650 --> 01:29:11,451
[GROWLING]

1496
01:29:14,322 --> 01:29:17,390
[GRUNTING]

1497
01:29:19,894 --> 01:29:21,829
[♪♪♪]

1498
01:29:26,634 --> 01:29:29,036
[GRUNTING]

1499
01:29:29,971 --> 01:29:31,606
[ELF ROARS]

1500
01:29:31,739 --> 01:29:32,740
Hurry!

1501
01:29:37,345 --> 01:29:38,546
[GUNSHOTS]

1502
01:29:40,114 --> 01:29:42,783
BILL:
Why does he have
the only gun in Norway?

1503
01:29:46,486 --> 01:29:47,688
Uh...

1504
01:29:47,822 --> 01:29:49,624
[GROWLING]
[BILL WHIMPERS]

1505
01:29:49,757 --> 01:29:51,759
No, no. Oh, no.

1506
01:29:53,527 --> 01:29:55,096
[CLATTERING]

1507
01:29:56,898 --> 01:29:57,832
Oh, my God.

1508
01:29:59,499 --> 01:30:01,135
Okay. It's okay.

1509
01:30:02,803 --> 01:30:05,740
[ANGRILY SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1510
01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:08,441
[REPLYING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1511
01:30:08,576 --> 01:30:10,177
[WHIMPERS]

1512
01:30:11,612 --> 01:30:13,648
Stay back! Stay back!

1513
01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:20,021
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

1514
01:30:21,923 --> 01:30:23,824
[CHUCKLES]

1515
01:30:28,863 --> 01:30:29,764
[GUN CLICKS]

1516
01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:32,499
[CLICKING]

1517
01:30:32,633 --> 01:30:33,801
[SPEAKING IN
FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

1518
01:30:33,935 --> 01:30:35,636
CAROL:
Up the ladder. Quick!

1519
01:30:36,737 --> 01:30:38,673
[♪♪♪]

1520
01:30:41,075 --> 01:30:42,209
Stay back!

1521
01:30:42,442 --> 01:30:43,744
Hurry up!
I'm coming, I'm coming.

1522
01:30:57,792 --> 01:30:59,927
Let's go! Let's go!

1523
01:31:05,666 --> 01:31:06,767
LUCAS:
Come on, Dad.

1524
01:31:10,705 --> 01:31:12,573
CAROL:
Nora, what are you doing?

1525
01:31:12,707 --> 01:31:14,709
Guys, come on. Let's go!
Come on!

1526
01:31:14,842 --> 01:31:15,943
I got this.

1527
01:31:18,679 --> 01:31:20,081
[GROWLING]

1528
01:31:22,883 --> 01:31:23,818
[GROANS]

1529
01:31:26,020 --> 01:31:27,655
We got this. You go.

1530
01:31:29,223 --> 01:31:30,490
[SNARLS]

1531
01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:32,660
Go!
Okay.

1532
01:31:32,793 --> 01:31:34,729
[SHOUTING OUT ORDERS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1533
01:31:37,932 --> 01:31:39,066
[ALL SCREAM]

1534
01:31:40,634 --> 01:31:42,570
[♪♪♪]

1535
01:31:50,011 --> 01:31:52,013
Ooh.
<i>[HOLIDAY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

1536
01:31:58,786 --> 01:32:01,756
[CHUCKLES]

1537
01:32:01,889 --> 01:32:04,625
Merry Christmas,
you little fuckers.

1538
01:32:08,662 --> 01:32:09,563
[CHATTERS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

1539
01:32:13,134 --> 01:32:15,069
[ELVES CLAMORING]

1540
01:32:18,906 --> 01:32:20,174
Oh, shit.
Let's go!

1541
01:32:23,778 --> 01:32:26,847
[BOTH SCREAM]

1542
01:32:27,982 --> 01:32:29,016
Whoa!

1543
01:32:39,126 --> 01:32:40,194
You did it!
Yeah.

1544
01:32:41,762 --> 01:32:43,798
Are you okay? Oh, God.
You all right?

1545
01:32:43,931 --> 01:32:45,299
BILL:
Oh, thank God.

1546
01:32:55,009 --> 01:32:57,512
CAROL:
There goes the happy barn.

1547
01:32:57,645 --> 01:32:59,146
BILL:
Yeah. Well...

1548
01:33:02,283 --> 01:33:04,051
[GROANS]

1549
01:33:07,788 --> 01:33:09,190
Hey, guys!

1550
01:33:09,323 --> 01:33:10,724
I'm fine.

1551
01:33:10,858 --> 01:33:12,359
No, no, no. No danger.

1552
01:33:12,593 --> 01:33:15,329
These guys won't harm you.
They want peace, ha-ha-ha!

1553
01:33:15,564 --> 01:33:17,698
Yes, I knew it.

1554
01:33:17,832 --> 01:33:19,800
All it took was
a little bit of dialogue,

1555
01:33:19,934 --> 01:33:22,036
a little bit
of mutual understanding,

1556
01:33:22,169 --> 01:33:23,938
and we came to
a peaceful agreement.

1557
01:33:25,072 --> 01:33:26,006
Right, guys?

1558
01:33:26,140 --> 01:33:27,842
We had a long, friendly chat--

1559
01:33:27,975 --> 01:33:29,743
[KICKS]
[GRUNTS]

1560
01:33:31,045 --> 01:33:32,813
[ELVES GRUMBLING, LAUGH]

1561
01:33:36,817 --> 01:33:37,952
[SIGHS]

1562
01:33:38,085 --> 01:33:41,055
So why are you
burning down the barn?

1563
01:33:42,890 --> 01:33:45,192
It was either
us or them, so...

1564
01:33:49,797 --> 01:33:50,931
TOR:
Poor little guy.

1565
01:33:52,867 --> 01:33:54,301
He's lost his home now, so...

1566
01:33:56,770 --> 01:33:58,038
where's he
supposed to go?

1567
01:34:02,676 --> 01:34:04,678
Can he live with us?

1568
01:34:04,812 --> 01:34:07,014
Honey,
he can't stay here.

1569
01:34:07,148 --> 01:34:10,084
We'd just
piss him off again.

1570
01:34:10,217 --> 01:34:12,019
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
Your mom's right.

1571
01:34:17,925 --> 01:34:19,226
[GROANING]

1572
01:34:21,061 --> 01:34:22,997
[♪♪♪]

1573
01:34:24,732 --> 01:34:27,168
[GASPS]

1574
01:34:27,935 --> 01:34:28,869
Huh?

1575
01:34:29,737 --> 01:34:31,005
What?

1576
01:34:33,674 --> 01:34:34,875
TOR:
So here we are.

1577
01:34:35,009 --> 01:34:37,344
[SIGHS]
Welcome to my museum.

1578
01:34:38,712 --> 01:34:41,215
As you see,
really old-fashioned,

1579
01:34:41,348 --> 01:34:44,118
simple houses
with no electricity.

1580
01:34:44,251 --> 01:34:46,655
And absolutely no visitors.

1581
01:34:46,787 --> 01:34:50,024
So peaceful and quiet.
It's perfect for an elf.

1582
01:34:50,157 --> 01:34:51,358
And you're an elf.

1583
01:34:55,062 --> 01:34:57,898
LUCAS:
I'll see you around... friend.

1584
01:34:59,033 --> 01:35:00,734
[GRUNTING]

1585
01:35:04,038 --> 01:35:07,241
You have to promise me
you'll take good care of him.

1586
01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:09,176
It will be an honor.

1587
01:35:09,310 --> 01:35:13,013
Like 20 minutes ago, we were
all trying to kill each other,

1588
01:35:13,147 --> 01:35:15,249
but sure,
let's all be friends now.

1589
01:35:15,382 --> 01:35:16,283
Fuck me.

1590
01:35:16,417 --> 01:35:18,052
[GASPING]

1591
01:35:18,185 --> 01:35:19,053
Look.
What?

1592
01:35:19,186 --> 01:35:20,689
[IN NORWEGIAN]

1593
01:35:20,821 --> 01:35:21,956
[LAUGHS]

1594
01:35:23,090 --> 01:35:24,693
[LAUGHING]

1595
01:35:24,825 --> 01:35:26,026
Wow.

1596
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:29,830
It's happening.
It's happening. I love it here.

1597
01:35:31,899 --> 01:35:33,834
[♪♪♪]

1598
01:35:42,109 --> 01:35:43,377
When all
is said and done...

1599
01:35:45,112 --> 01:35:47,348
this was
a pretty good Christmas.

1600
01:35:49,850 --> 01:35:52,486
Are you kidding?
It was a nightmare, Dad.

1601
01:35:52,721 --> 01:35:54,088
People died.

1602
01:35:54,221 --> 01:35:55,789
Yes, I know, sure.

1603
01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:57,858
But look at us, huh?

1604
01:35:57,992 --> 01:36:00,494
As a family, we all bonded.

1605
01:36:00,729 --> 01:36:01,929
That's priceless.

1606
01:36:04,798 --> 01:36:08,936
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ The snow's coming down ♪</i>

1607
01:36:09,069 --> 01:36:12,940
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ I'm watching it fall ♪</i>

1608
01:36:13,073 --> 01:36:16,944
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Lots of people around ♪</i>

1609
01:36:17,077 --> 01:36:20,715
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>

1610
01:36:20,848 --> 01:36:24,753
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ The church bells in town ♪</i>

1611
01:36:24,885 --> 01:36:28,757
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ All ringing in song ♪</i>

1612
01:36:28,889 --> 01:36:32,727
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Full of happy sounds ♪</i>

1613
01:36:32,860 --> 01:36:36,598
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>

1614
01:36:36,830 --> 01:36:40,801
<i>♪ They're singing</i>
<i>"Deck The Halls" ♪</i>

1615
01:36:40,934 --> 01:36:44,405
<i>♪ But it's not</i>
<i>Like Christmas at all ♪</i>

1616
01:36:44,539 --> 01:36:48,543
<i>♪ 'Cause I remember</i>
<i>When you were here ♪</i>

1617
01:36:48,777 --> 01:36:52,346
<i>♪ And all the fun we had</i>
<i>Last year ♪</i>

1618
01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:56,183
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪</i>

1619
01:36:56,317 --> 01:37:00,187
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ I'm watching them shine ♪</i>

1620
01:37:00,321 --> 01:37:04,158
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ You should be here with me ♪</i>

1621
01:37:04,291 --> 01:37:08,128
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>

1622
01:37:24,411 --> 01:37:27,948
<i>♪ They're singing</i>
<i>"Deck The Halls" ♪</i>

1623
01:37:28,082 --> 01:37:31,919
<i>♪ But it's not</i>
<i>Like Christmas at all ♪</i>

1624
01:37:32,052 --> 01:37:35,923
<i>♪ 'Cause I remember</i>
<i>When you were here ♪</i>

1625
01:37:36,056 --> 01:37:39,794
<i>♪ And all the fun we had</i>
<i>Last year ♪</i>

1626
01:37:39,927 --> 01:37:43,631
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ If there was a way ♪</i>

1627
01:37:43,864 --> 01:37:47,434
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ I'd hold back this tear ♪</i>

1628
01:37:47,569 --> 01:37:51,639
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ But it's Christmas day ♪</i>

1629
01:37:51,872 --> 01:37:53,641
<i>♪ Please ♪</i>
<i>♪ Please ♪</i>

1630
01:37:53,874 --> 01:37:55,476
<i>♪ Please ♪</i>
<i>♪ Please ♪</i>

1631
01:37:55,610 --> 01:37:57,344
<i>♪ Please, please ♪</i>
<i>♪ Please, please ♪</i>

1632
01:37:57,478 --> 01:37:59,313
<i>♪ Please, please ♪</i>
<i>♪ Please, please ♪</i>

1633
01:37:59,446 --> 01:38:01,348
<i>♪ Please ♪</i>
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>

1634
01:38:01,482 --> 01:38:03,384
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1635
01:38:03,518 --> 01:38:07,421
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1636
01:38:07,555 --> 01:38:11,325
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1637
01:38:11,458 --> 01:38:14,128
<i>♪ Baby, please come home ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1638
01:38:14,261 --> 01:38:18,867
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1639
01:38:18,999 --> 01:38:22,903
<i>♪ I need you, I need you ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1640
01:38:23,036 --> 01:38:27,307
<i>♪ Please come home ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1641
01:38:28,510 --> 01:38:32,179
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1642
01:38:34,381 --> 01:38:36,150
[♪♪♪]

1643
01:38:36,283 --> 01:38:38,452
<i>♪ There's snow on the road ♪</i>

1644
01:38:38,586 --> 01:38:40,522
<i>♪ And it's icy cold ♪</i>

1645
01:38:40,655 --> 01:38:42,956
<i>♪ I can't wait</i>
<i>To see your face ♪</i>

1646
01:38:43,090 --> 01:38:44,925
<i>♪ As soon as I get home ♪</i>

1647
01:38:45,058 --> 01:38:47,394
<i>♪ Got the car fully packed ♪</i>

1648
01:38:47,529 --> 01:38:49,831
<i>♪ Filled with presents</i>
<i>In fact ♪</i>

1649
01:38:49,963 --> 01:38:51,432
<i>♪ Got a tree on the roof ♪</i>

1650
01:38:51,566 --> 01:38:54,101
<i>♪ Driving giddy</i>
<i>Like a 10-year-old ♪</i>

1651
01:38:54,234 --> 01:38:56,970
<i>♪ But then bang ♪</i>
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>

1652
01:38:57,104 --> 01:38:59,239
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>

1653
01:38:59,373 --> 01:39:03,878
<i>♪ Bang, I hear something</i>
<i>Oh, damn ♪</i>

1654
01:39:04,011 --> 01:39:08,148
<i>♪ Oh dear, oh dear</i>
<i>What's in my rearview mirror? ♪</i>

1655
01:39:08,282 --> 01:39:12,921
<i>♪ A moose or a deer, oh</i>
<i>I think I killed Rudolph ♪</i>

1656
01:39:13,053 --> 01:39:17,491
<i>♪ This Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1657
01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:19,993
<i>♪ Ice on the road</i>
<i>Blood on the snow ♪</i>

1658
01:39:20,127 --> 01:39:26,901
<i>♪ I think that I killed Rudolph</i>
<i>This Christmas ♪</i>

1659
01:39:27,034 --> 01:39:29,203
<i>♪ Ice on the nose</i>
<i>Red and it goes ♪</i>

1660
01:39:29,336 --> 01:39:32,540
<i>♪ Head, it exploded</i>
<i>On my hood ♪</i>

1661
01:39:32,674 --> 01:39:35,442
<i>♪ This ain't good ♪</i>

1662
01:39:35,577 --> 01:39:37,946
<i>♪ Then I'm sorry, dear Santa ♪</i>

1663
01:39:38,078 --> 01:39:40,347
<i>♪ I think I killed Rudolph ♪</i>

1664
01:39:40,481 --> 01:39:44,985
<i>♪ This Christmas ♪</i>
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1665
01:39:45,118 --> 01:39:48,155
<i>♪ I hope you can still</i>
<i>Find your way ♪</i>

1666
01:39:49,958 --> 01:39:51,992
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>

1667
01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:54,194
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>
<i>♪ Bang ♪</i>

1668
01:39:54,328 --> 01:39:57,498
<i>♪ Bang, I hear something</i>
<i>Oh, damn ♪</i>

1669
01:39:57,632 --> 01:40:00,434
<i>[TIRES SKID, CAR CRASHES]</i>

1670
01:40:00,568 --> 01:40:03,504
<i>[SIREN WAILING]</i>